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AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

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kinky sex

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Jasonthunderpants · 14/05/2010 20:19

root2 s thread about bottom licking got me thinking

What kinky thing would you like your partner to do to you but are to shy to ask?

How do you tell your partner that you would like to dress in her knickers and be spanked with a bunch of celery?

Years ago i used to like watching Delia Smith with her yellow marigolds on. Would my partner wear them and play with willy?

Another thing that is in the back of my mind
I would like her to get down on all fours and then put the sheepskin rug on her back and then be rude to her as she baaas

How do you tell your best friend and the woman you love about spicing up your friday night cheeky sessions

AIBU or just weird?

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dizzydixies · 14/05/2010 21:05

there was a bloke in some programme about prostitutes (fields of gold possible) ages ago that liked it with the marigolds - why not use that topic as your opener and see where you go from there ?!

ShowOfHands · 14/05/2010 21:06

Wot no ginger?

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Jasonthunderpants · 14/05/2010 21:09

Look every body I am being seriuos

how do you tell your partner you would like to do these things?
would you be offended or shocked if your
partner wanted to do these things?

Have any of you any things you would like your partner to do and are to shy to ask?

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dizzydixies · 14/05/2010 21:11

I find alcohol is a great opener for these discussions but then DH and I have a sense of humour about it all and that helps - best of luck

elastamum · 14/05/2010 21:14

I do so hope you are taking the piss!!! Best of luck, you might get lucky if she can stop laughing for long enough

goingnotavoting · 14/05/2010 21:15

Love the idea of the sheepskin rug - i hate the cold

But not the baaaaaaaaaing !

mumto2andnomore · 14/05/2010 21:15

no I wouldnt be shocked or offended but I would laugh and that might spoil the mood !

TiggyD · 14/05/2010 21:53

If you've had 30 years of dull vanilla sex and suddenly pounce on the missus with your marigolds on, she might be shocked. Work your way up to it. Wear them around the house first so your wife gets used to you wearing them. Then start to wear them all the time and in the bedroom but with the light off. Install a dimmer switch in the bedroom so you can slowly increase the light to reveal your perversion gradually.

Then pounce on her.

-Dr Tiggy

Malificence · 15/05/2010 10:21

Someone's been watching Belle du jour haven't they?

I would imagine that rubber gloves would chafe a bit and tug on the skin, perhaps that's the appeal?

MNHubbie · 15/05/2010 10:29

Damn you Malioficence you've read my mind. Rubber would indeed be a little frictionful... you could use lube I suppose but maybe that would defy the point.

biddysmama · 15/05/2010 15:24

we moved into a furnished house yeaaars ago and found condoms and carrots under the bed... that was wierd....

Tidey · 15/05/2010 15:27

Was the landlord just being thoughtful, biddysmama, or had they obviously been there a while?

biddysmama · 15/05/2010 15:29

we moved in the day after they moved out, they were definately his

TiggyD · 16/05/2010 10:05

Did he have a donkey?

bronze · 16/05/2010 10:07

I like my dh wearing marigolds. As long as hes doing soem bloody cleaning for once

BigBadMummy · 16/05/2010 10:09

I thought your willy was called Keith? Have you changed its name by deed poll?

Christ I have just bought my dad a brown sheepskin rug for his birthday. I feel a bit sick.

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