Is this really foreplay, or just a ploy? DW wants me to hoover the flat naked.

[BelfastBloke]

She says me using the Dyson in the nude would really turn her on. Is she telling the truth?

You;d have to do the dusting too to make me happy

Clever girl

yes she is telling the truth, although it may not be so much about the nudity as the hoovering.

If you make that gesture for her, she's going to feel a lot warmer and more loving towards you - guaranteed. It's up to you how you interpret that

Seeing my DH washing up and cleaning the windows really gives me the horn.

And then make the dinner and wash up too.

Do it without question, as if you were wearing clothes. Dont leer, dont look at her.
Congrats on having a DW with a libido AND a sense of humour.

Just remember to check for webcams first

She is absolutely telling the truth. Why are you still on MN?

I can think of few things more erotic...

"But baby, it's cold outside"

And inside.

I'm not sure I could put on the best, um, display, under these conditions.

Absolutely. All women love this. She will be reading and waiting once the carpets are spotless.

what madame o and coldtits said...get on with it man.

Maybe the 'nude' bit was optional?!

Yes, try it & see what happens next!!!

Whatever you do, don't trip...

Practically speaking I find vacuuming generates a lot of heat, so really you've no excuse...

I really can't think of anything to put on this but this is funny, and like others have said.....why are you still MNing? Think of the calories you will be burning as well, Lord Focus will be pleased.

Just don't try cooking, especially not bacon.

she's not being unreasonable.
when you have finshed can you get over here fast and do mine too- but only if you are a fit bloke!

Depends really.
Is the sight of you hoovering less frequent than the sight of you nude for her?

sounds like a fine idea. are you gonna use all the attachments too?

DH does the washing up in a little waist-tied pinny so i have hairy buttock access.

it's very good fun.

Have you finished yet? (Hoovering)!

Like was said mine needs doing too!!!

Nice to see you have an adventurous & inventive DP!!!

That was what you call a win-win situation!

Brilliant! I love watching my DP do DIY with no shirt on. Also, clearing drive of snow; mowing the lawn; etc. He is v fit but, honestly, it's the actual stuff he's doing that turns me on!

Hope he was careful with the nozzle.

Any housework (clothed or naked)is a turnon EXCEPT never load the washing machine naked >