Is this really foreplay, or just a ploy? DW wants me to hoover the flat naked.

[BelfastBloke]

She says me using the Dyson in the nude would really turn her on. Is she telling the truth?

I'm sure you'll find that if you clean the bathroom and the oven while you're at it she will be even more up for it. And how are the skirting boards looking?

Dear OP its only a turn on if you work up a real sweat by working really hard.

(My God your OH is a bloody genius)

Hassled NOOOOooooo thats too much bending down

Its a ploy!

DW had me on my hands and knees in a pair of tight fitting jeans this afternoon while I took apart the plumbing under our kitchen floor. Up to my elbows in rancid fat I was. Looked up to find her sprawled on the sofa glass of champagne in her hand and a bag of kettle chips on her lap.

ABD, your wife is clearly a novice at this.

anyone knows you have to show some interest and give a little treat the first few times otherwise the men will never do it again! lol

ABetaDad, you are the only bloke on MN who uses emoticons.

Are you a big girl?

and curtains open or closed?mind dont em trip onto the attachment nozzle.you'd be amazed how common it is.nude hoovering and falling onto sucker attachment.ouch!

festive emoticons at that! lol

"I'm not sure I could put on the best, um, display, under these conditions"

did somebody mention my name in the same conversation as nude vacuuming?

do it BelfastBloke - and do it when it's dark, have the light on and keep your curtains open.
That's what a neighbour across the road from us does and so it simply must be the in-thing to do

so curtains open or closed,whilst nudeey hoovering

thisisyesterday - she did say "can I do anything? a few times between mouthfuls which I took as interest. I thought my expertise in 'push-fit' plumbing might have a certain allure.

BelfastBloke - I think we need a set of male emoticons that only male posters can unlock. Mind you standing there naked with a vacuum cleaner in your hand is not exactly what I would call 'manly' either.

nymphadora - how about hanging new curtains?....one foot on the chair, the other leaning out to keep balance, arms outstretched......hmm, maybe need to have a word with dh...

betadad... that was your chance to jump her!

oh put the heating on first if you are feeling cold; then you'll be extra sweaty. can't say i would choose the dyson though; it's too noisy and turns me right off

ill second what scottishmummy said, curtains open mdear?

Not sure if its the blossom hill but "push-fit plumbing" is leaving me in fits of schoolgirl giggles Thanks for that ABetaDad

curtain open,heating on dont want a wilted wanger at the nets

Ah, we live in a top-floor flat. Don't have many curtains.

Only the city perverts and astronomers with telescopes could see my endeavours.

Can you not set up a webcam?
All men love a computer gadget don't they? This is your chance to wow the neighbours and have some fun with your webcam antics.
You might make it onto YouTube!

ah tenement living,gie all the top floor a good gawp

So what happened next???

Any my place still needs a good hoovering (even if I already did it)!!!

displayuntiltwelfthnight, does your neighbour know you lech after ogle them? Perhaps its a play for attention!