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Original poster

to be wearing slutty clothes?

56 replies

drlove8 · 30/08/2009 16:47

today i am dressed like a tart.... im having a wee desperate attempt to get some attention from DH ..... its so obvious its tragic, but needs must.... and i do have needs ahem .

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claw3 · 30/08/2009 16:50

You go girl!

OurLadyOfPerpetualSupper · 30/08/2009 16:51

Okay, what you wearing?

claw3 · 30/08/2009 16:52

I was going to ask, but thought i would sound a bit pervy, like one of those chat lines!

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drlove8 · 30/08/2009 17:00

tight jeans and a boob tube - god that sounds awful....... DH isnt bothered .... argh mabey i should up the sluttyness????

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drlove8 · 30/08/2009 17:02

its been weeks.... . think he doesnt fancy me anymore.

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masonicpixiesreadthedailymail · 30/08/2009 17:02

haha

but a bit uncomfortable all day and maybe a tad impractical for getting yr sunday roast out the oven!

hope it has the desired effect

AliGrylls · 30/08/2009 17:04

Absolutely nothing wrong with dressing like a slut from time to time. I would do it if I had the figure.

masonicpixiesreadthedailymail · 30/08/2009 17:05

oh I didn't see yr post of what you were wearing. I was thinking more christina aguilara shorts and chaps

next sunday's best, maybe ;)

KateMess · 30/08/2009 17:05

Men like short skirts, I find

Also, try subliminal suggestion, keep mentioning the word naked in any context you can. Simple beasts, men...

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drlove8 · 30/08/2009 17:10

lol at christina shorts and chaps! - if only i had figure i would ....cant do short skirts - celulite and varicous veins sort of defete the point - my legs are the most unattractive - to a point short and fat.
will have to get him drunk i think...

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claw3 · 30/08/2009 17:10

Most men dont get 'subtle' just have him washed and scrubbed and sent to your room.

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drlove8 · 30/08/2009 17:12

drloves getting no love .... boo hoo .... he's just asked me to take the bin out !and whats for tea?

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AMumInScotland · 30/08/2009 17:14

Forget subtlety, just jump him!

Mumcentreplus · 30/08/2009 17:17

LOL..Ask him if he's doing anything later...and when he says No you yes you are Me!

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drlove8 · 30/08/2009 17:18

cant jump him, he wont let me... he said he'd hurt his back..... but can still manage to lift things at his work...

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AMumInScotland · 30/08/2009 17:20

Well, lying flat on his back on the floor would be good for his back... and if you happened to be on top of him at the time, that could hardly cause a problem, could it?

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drlove8 · 30/08/2009 17:24

lol im likeing that suggestion.... now has anyone got some spare viagra i could borrow?

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drlove8 · 30/08/2009 17:27

wtf? now he's talking about a advert on tv for a doll ""that crwls and shits itself""... im stuck in a nightmare..... where has my lovely sexmad DH gone?
he's been replaced by a couch potato- husband

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drlove8 · 30/08/2009 17:28

wtf? now he's talking about a advert on tv for a doll ""that crwls and shits itself""... im stuck in a nightmare..... where has my lovely sexmad DH gone?
he's been replaced by a couch potato- husband

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drlove8 · 30/08/2009 17:29

oops

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carelesswhispers · 30/08/2009 17:30

if he asks what is for dessert just raise 1 eyebrow & say ME - cheesy i know but if he is not taking the hint you will have to be direct ha

SoupDragon · 30/08/2009 17:32

Put on a skirt and drop into the conversation that you've forgotten to put any knickers on. For example:

H "Oh, look at this doll that crawls and shits in it's pants"
You "OMG! That reminds me! I forgot to put any on!

SoupDragon · 30/08/2009 17:33
Dustinthewind · 30/08/2009 18:03

Why not go out in your mantrap gear?
Time how long it takes him to get territorial.

Fruitbeard · 30/08/2009 18:04

I don't know why drlove, but when I read your posts this popped into my mind...