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to be wearing slutty clothes?

56 replies

drlove8 · 30/08/2009 16:47

today i am dressed like a tart.... im having a wee desperate attempt to get some attention from DH ..... its so obvious its tragic, but needs must.... and i do have needs ahem .

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OrmIrian · 30/08/2009 18:07

Just wander downstairs later this evening in nowt but a g-string and a loose shirt unbuttoned to the waist. That'll do it. Stockings and suspenders will help if you are really desperate. I only have to tell DH I am going to do that and he's 'up for it' all day

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drlove8 · 30/08/2009 18:10

.... dont think any of the suggestions will work... ... am fed up now...feel stupid dressed like a teenager.... wtf was i thinking?????.

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drlove8 · 30/08/2009 18:12

think i'll go to ann summers.

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BubbaAndBump · 30/08/2009 18:15

maybe she'll be up for some!

BubbaAndBump · 30/08/2009 18:16

my DH is never up for some these days either

PlumpRumpSoggyBaps · 30/08/2009 18:17

I bought a plain white shirt from Uniqlo yesterday. It has lycra in, or something. Anyway. DH kept looking at my bosom like we'd only just met and he was sex-starved.

'Twas a very novel and slightly unsettling experience.

But we did Do the Dirty Deed last night.

So there we are. Try that.

Oh, or you could just say 'fancy a shag darling?'. That usually works too.

BubbaAndBump · 30/08/2009 19:02

Well PlumpRumpSoggyBaps, if a plump rump and soggy baps can get some with a uniqlo shirt, then there's a chance for me and my FrumpRump & SaggyBaps >>heads off to sing outside uniqlo till they get fed up and serve me

PlumpRumpSoggyBaps · 30/08/2009 20:38

bubba!

dawntigga · 31/08/2009 10:46

You want his attention?

Turn up naked

Bring beer

Anything less he prolly wouldn't get

BeerOptionalTiggaxx

UnquietDad · 31/08/2009 10:54

I recommend talking dirty to him, or mentioning which of your friends you'd like to snog.

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drlove8 · 31/08/2009 12:11

well still no action .... last night was a disaster. dressing tarty didnt work.... so got GBF to phone me and had a flirty phone call with him in earshot of DH(was on speakerphone as i was doing laundry).... i think it was working until GFB started talking about his new boyfriend,.... at least my mate is happy......
Later got kids off to bed by 10 and offered to give DH a massage.... he was well up for that... even got the sexy oils out... DH is lying there ,groaning and telling me how great it feels and im like " ooh im getting somewhere ".... so after i get "ready" for bed and tell dh im off to bed, and give him the " come-hither" look... waiting , waiting .... more waiting.
pop back into sitting room... DH IS WATCHING SODDING SPORT CHANNEL! ...... .

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carelesswhispers · 31/08/2009 12:24

oh drlove8 i have just read your profile , 8 kids maybe your dh is worn out
i would definitely try the beer & g string as dawntigga suggested . lol

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drlove8 · 31/08/2009 13:11

i blame the vasectomy- he's not been "up for it as much , since he had it," ...... he's a bit greedy with beer , one is never enough .... and when he's had enough he defo cant get ....well you know....
i'd understand if he was an old man , but hes only 40 ffs!

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carelesswhispers · 31/08/2009 13:20

god i wish my dh would have a vasectomy he wont even consider it [wimp],
have you spoken to your dh ? maybe he is really having problems with his ahemm functions , all men are greedy when it comes to beer ha , although i have the exact opposite problem to you iykwim

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drlove8 · 31/08/2009 17:58

i wish id got the mirena coil or been done myself... if i knew what it would do to him .... even @ risk of baby no 9 would have been better than this.....
i know his functions seem ok , when we do manage , its great.... i just think he cant be arsed..... or he mabey i just dont "do it for him" anymore .

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Tortington · 31/08/2009 18:01

its not his vasectomy

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drlove8 · 31/08/2009 18:17

what could it be then custardo? .... RL freind says he's depressed.... but that doesnt make sence.... he`s the funniest guy , always craking jokes .

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carelesswhispers · 31/08/2009 18:18

maybe the risk of getting pregnant was half the fun for your dh , my dh reckons he would lose his urges if he had a vasectomy
well that's his excuse & he's sticking to it . how long ago did your dh have his vasectomy ?

MamaMiaMummy · 31/08/2009 18:44

try not too seem too desperate or it will seem like pressure and put him off.

btw i didn't thnk the outfit sounded slutty.

UnquietDad · 31/08/2009 19:33

Yes, I did rather have a Crocodile Dundee Moment at the description of the outfit. "That's not slutty! THIS is slutty."

MamaMiaMummy · 31/08/2009 19:35

uqd is that a link i'd rather not click on!?

UnquietDad · 31/08/2009 19:37

No, not at at all, it's not a "Not Safe For Work" or anything... It features a clothed person from a respectable catalogue site.

Morloth · 31/08/2009 19:37

Go sit on his lap and say "I want some attention NOW".

Or is that just us?

MamaMiaMummy · 31/08/2009 19:47

uqd i see your point.

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drlove8 · 01/09/2009 11:32

unquiet - mabey im not slutty enough then? that is quite an outfit....im not quite thin brave enough to wear that.
careless - he had the snip about a year ago .
this morning he told me he's not feeling quite himself.... i asked him whats up and DH told me he's been having chest pains....he's away to try and get appointment at GP`s , now. im very worried as he never goes to doc..... he had pneumonia about 5 years ago and didnt see doc for 3 weeks he said it was a cold .... had to get MIL to get him to go ...

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