To secretly fancy Simon Cowell?

[babyignoramus]

Well, am I?

Yes.

Nope, YANBU. I think he is LOVERLY.

Oh yes, you are being VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVUR

completely and utterly unreasonable

OMG, quite possibly the biggest YABU I have ever typed

UGH

I cannot judge you as I secretly fancy Malcolm Tucker.

Not at all.
I really fancy him.
From the neck up. Obviously. I don't know what I'd really do faced with those strange pants.

Oh come on, seriously no one thinks he is lovely??

I don't like him but he is strangely sexy ....

YABU though cos he is a git!

urgh YABU

sorry X posts

We were discussing the other night whether he's had some weird hair replacement theraoy - his hair seems to grow sideways from the top of his head.

I fancy his big bank balance but other than that no no no no......

I also suspect he's gay (yes I know about all the bimbos he's supposedly dating)

YABveeeerrrrryU.

He is a very odd man indeed. Here.

smallorange - my MIL is absolutely convinced he is gay. 'Gayer than Grahman Norton' apparently. How she knows this I'm not sure.

All the money in the world could not convince me to go there....

Well, ummmm

I quite like Piers Morgan. My DP thinks I need help

.........and I agree with you! YANBU at all!

YANBU

YANBU

I only fancy him when he winks!

Otherwise I find him odd looking with blindingly white teeth.

He's also a little too orange.

Do we not have a [vom] yet?

He has really hairy hands surely that would put anyone off?