To secretly fancy Simon Cowell?

[babyignoramus]

Well, am I?

ooh just typing that has made me go all shivery and wierd!

Nope. I find him strangely attractive too. His hair is odd, his teeth are too white, he has been at the San Tropez and I also think he is gay but nonetheless there is something compellingly alpha male about him...

yabu - he is awful

Mrs Happy!

YANB at all U!!!

Nor is this an unusual attraction I suspect!!!

In fact some time ago I saw a daft tabloid survey in which he was voted the man most fantasised about by women when they were making love to their husbands.

Not actually convinced about the gay thing either. Camp yes. But surely a gay man would have more imagination about what he wears.

He's gay gay gay gay gay gay.

Gayer than a gaylord.

Camper than a row of tents.

etc

Although someone on here has shagged him.

yes, YA totally BU

now, don't get me wrong, I think he generally is the only one on those kind of panels that is telling it as it is and that seems to have their brain generally engaged....but fancysome....well..he just isn't (says she who hearts Matthew Wright from the Wright Stuff, lol)

Mrs Happy...rofling at your hair is odd comment...because, man did he have a bad hair day on Saturday....I mean, what was that middle parting all about....rofl

I too am fighting a SC crush.

Sometimes my taste in men is pretty good (Ioan Gruffudddddddddddddddddddddddd).

Sometimes it's dodgy (Jon Bon Jovi).

And other tiems it is completely bizarre (SC).

Fairlady I have no idea why a man whose hair grows straight upwards might attempt a centre parting. It almost put me off...

YANBU

I had a sex dream about him.

I told my DH, who looked at me with a mixture of horror and pity.

I agree with MrsHappy - there is something about him.

YANBU but i don't wish to discuss it

Oh, except he doesn't set off my very acute and usually very accurate gaydar.

Fancy his dosh

lol mrs happy...

anyway...this thread is bizarre...lol....

I have met him

I dont fancy him though

no no no.. to fancy a chap I have to believe his goofy cum face wouldn't be too bad.. Mr sc would look too goofy!

Blardy hell he is awful...fgs urggh white teeh, orange tan, dodgy middle parting and a misogynist.

there is something strange about the shape of his head - surely with all that money he could get a hairdresser to make it look less square on top

massive gay.

chegirl - ooh do tell!!

I wonder if he'd say stuff like "That was the most awful shag I've ever had, and I've had many many shags and been in the business of shagging for a long time"

Maybe Louis Walsh would then pop his uniquely punchable face up from under the bed and squeak "What Simon knows about shagging I could write on the back of a postage stamp"