To wish Mumsnet would split into two?

[Swedes]

Mumsnet Worthy. To discuss green issues, the forthcoming election, books not on the Richard & Judy good-read list, slings, the horrors of formula-feeding or mixed feeding, co-sleeping, the best way to cook homegrown aubergines and how to respond when your baby splats the aubergines against the wall instead of eating them even though they are a bit on the lumpy side.

and

Mumsnet Lite. To discuss anything else with a little light judging.

Pleased to know where bumsex fits - Mumsnet filth will be like AIBU - everybody reads it but few like to admit the pleasure it gives them

Would it be possible for one to chop and change, depending on whether there is a full moon etc?

Are we getting a a blue topic btw, was it ever decided? (I have had a day or two "off" from here)

onepieceofcremeegg - No need to wait for the full moon.

Personally I find bumsex very worthy indeed [polishes halo]

Oh I am too indecisive. Think I'll join both sides then.

Perhaps I shall name change for the light judging side... if I call myself onepieceofminiegg no one will know it is me.

Blue is a crap topic heading though- you'd get all these disheartened MNers clicking on it for sympathy and support being bombarded by a barrage of filth...still, it might cheer them up I suppose

We'd also need Mumnset Phhthhh [shrug]

I'm with Swedes - I'd fit right into 'Fucked-up Fuckers'.....

I thought the Mumsnet Worthies had already fucked off ...

isn't it already working swedes?...you tend to find the same people on certain threads..

but where do people concerned about boden jumper pilling (Lite) while recognising context of grave economic situation (Worthy) go?
i think we need a MN Venn Diagram so there is an overlap area for people who wish to unashamedly judge the worthy (or, indeed, throw aubergine in a lighthearted manner?)

It's not possible to throw aubergine in a lighthearted manner. It's a deadly vegetable which can only be thrown with malicious intent.

< snort >

oh please god not a Mumsnet troll magnet Filth topic!

light judging?i am not on a calorie controlled diet.full fat right back at ya judging

hell no i want to be worthy and lite.

I'd like to request a Mumsnet Filth topic and a Mumsnet Narsty topic.

Aha how about the Mumsnet Woodshed?

AnarchyAunt - What's the woodshed for?

The Narsty stuff of course!

I can't tell which one is supposed to be the bad one ... although they both sound a bit cuntish to me

or is that the point?

I would like to be on mumsnet lite, with you swedes. Only, I would of course miss all the clever people on full fat mumsnet.

Oh, what do do. I don't like to get judgey, as i think i could let rip and get over judgey so i keep quiet. But i do like a Bumsex thread. OK MN Filth it is for me I take it there would be no BF dilemmas on there?

Bum Fisting? < innocent >

oy BoF check your emails

(impatient and demanding)

oy BoF check your emails

(impatient and demanding)