To wish Mumsnet would split into two?

[Swedes]

Mumsnet Worthy. To discuss green issues, the forthcoming election, books not on the Richard & Judy good-read list, slings, the horrors of formula-feeding or mixed feeding, co-sleeping, the best way to cook homegrown aubergines and how to respond when your baby splats the aubergines against the wall instead of eating them even though they are a bit on the lumpy side.

and

Mumsnet Lite. To discuss anything else with a little light judging.

[woodstock3]

or "forcibly" even. and "would have to participate".
some MNLiters would also have to learn to type, clearly....

[woodstock3]

hmm

[BitOfFun]

I'm on it TDWP- give me a sec

[foxinsocks]

oh good point scottishmummy

I often come on here to play around and end up posting something serious in health

and come on here feeling serious and bothered about something, then end up joining in something lighthearted and having a laff

is good to balance

(though bumsex threads should be banned )

[TheDevilWearsPrimark]

So demanding I posted it three bloody times. sorry.

[scottishmummy]

see thing is if it it all cordial and concordant it is so boring

imagine

oh yes up yer bumsex quite a perfusive topic.one agrees

oh yes boden.so understated.one agrees

the argy bargy and banter is the fun.a sycophantic chorus of yes Hun.cycling christ no

[TheDevilWearsPrimark]

oy BoF check your emails

(impatient and demanding)

[TheDevilWearsPrimark]

oy BoF check your emails

(impatient and demanding)

[TheDevilWearsPrimark]

oy BoF check your emails

(impatient and demanding)

[BitOfFun]

Bum Fisting? < innocent >

[Portofino]

Oh, what do do. I don't like to get judgey, as i think i could let rip and get over judgey so i keep quiet. But i do like a Bumsex thread. OK MN Filth it is for me I take it there would be no BF dilemmas on there?

[QSthevampireslayer]

I would like to be on mumsnet lite, with you swedes. Only, I would of course miss all the clever people on full fat mumsnet.

[mrsboogie]

I can't tell which one is supposed to be the bad one ... although they both sound a bit cuntish to me

or is that the point?

[AnarchyAunt]

The Narsty stuff of course!

[Swedes]

AnarchyAunt - What's the woodshed for?

[AnarchyAunt]

Aha how about the Mumsnet Woodshed?

[Swedes]

I'd like to request a Mumsnet Filth topic and a Mumsnet Narsty topic.

[scottishmummy]

light judging?i am not on a calorie controlled diet.full fat right back at ya judging

hell no i want to be worthy and lite.

[Nighbynight]

oh please god not a Mumsnet troll magnet Filth topic!

[BitOfFun]

< snort >

[Habbibu]

It's not possible to throw aubergine in a lighthearted manner. It's a deadly vegetable which can only be thrown with malicious intent.

[woodstock3]

but where do people concerned about boden jumper pilling (Lite) while recognising context of grave economic situation (Worthy) go?
i think we need a MN Venn Diagram so there is an overlap area for people who wish to unashamedly judge the worthy (or, indeed, throw aubergine in a lighthearted manner?)

[daftpunk]

isn't it already working swedes?...you tend to find the same people on certain threads..

[Desiderata]

I thought the Mumsnet Worthies had already fucked off ...

[Ineedmorechocolatenow]

I'm with Swedes - I'd fit right into 'Fucked-up Fuckers'.....