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To think I don't need servicing this much?

47 replies

RunLikeTheDevil · 12/04/2009 16:50

DH insists on servicing me at least every other night. I have told him that I don't need it that often but he insists we should to keep our relationship strong.

I'm due for a servicing tonight but I really can't be arsed. Am I just being lazy?

OP posts:
MuffinBaker · 12/04/2009 16:51

what?

greatwhiteshark · 12/04/2009 16:52

Every other night???? My DH is lucky if he gets to service me (horrible phrase!) every other month

Seona1973 · 12/04/2009 16:52

I'm lucky if we do it more than once a week and sometimes that is an effort. I am a bit lazy though

JaquelinehydeAllTheEggs · 12/04/2009 16:52

Huh?

Seona1973 · 12/04/2009 16:53

p.s. we have been together for 16 years though

DSM · 12/04/2009 16:53

1/10

HeadFairy · 12/04/2009 16:53

Perhaps if you were making love (or even just having sex) rather than servicing it would be more appealing?

greatwhiteshark · 12/04/2009 16:56

The more I think about this thread, the more I am cringing that you wrote 'servicing me' - are you at all involved in the process, or do you just lie back and think of England (or read your book or watch tv or play on a ds lite) until it's all over?

TrinityIsGettingABabyRhino · 12/04/2009 16:58

crap troll

JaquelinehydeAllTheEggs · 12/04/2009 16:59

OK we're talking about having sex, so lets be adults and call it sex and not servicing!

DP wants it every night from me but he doesn't get it every night. Probably a few nights a weeks at most.

MeltedEasterEgg · 12/04/2009 17:00

pmsl at the thought of OP playing on a DS lite whilst being "serviced"

MargaretMountford · 12/04/2009 17:00

oh dear..I thought this was going to be an amusing thread about over zealous gas engineers or something...
go and do your homework now

Bigpants1 · 13/04/2009 00:01

Blimey,OP, thats quite something what with fuel being the price it is at the moment. Sounds like your dh keeps the pumps busy down your way,(fnah,fnah).

nevergoogledragonbutter · 13/04/2009 00:04

does he lift you up using a jack and slide underneath on one of those wheelie board things i've seen them use on eastenders???

if so, that sounds like fun.

YABU.

Alibabaandthe40bunnies · 13/04/2009 00:06

Horrid phrase!

Mumcentreplus · 13/04/2009 00:09

hahaha serviced?...(car??)...well i like to be pleasured very often every other sounds nice..sometimes I'm not in the mood..but when it gets going I certainly don't want him to stop!

BananaFruitBunny · 13/04/2009 00:12

Thank you greatwhiteshark. It never occured to me to play on the DS. That should stave off the boredom.

Gunnerbean · 13/04/2009 00:14

Tell him you've given it up for Lent, or failing that tell him you've decided it's vastly over-rated in a marriage (which of course it is).

Mumcentreplus · 13/04/2009 00:25

speak for yaself Gunner!

Gunnerbean · 13/04/2009 00:29

Maybe you haven't been married as long as me Mumcentreplus

Mumcentreplus · 13/04/2009 00:32

how long huh?......we have been together about 15yrs married 8 this year..top that lady! ..she probably will the cow!

Bigpants1 · 13/04/2009 00:37

Where is the OP? Do you think she is being serviced rtght now? Maybe her dh has learnt some new tricks on his wheelie-board thing-look dw-no hands,(snigger, snigger).

Mumcentreplus · 13/04/2009 00:46

lmao @ Bigpants..if she's lucky

Bigpants1 · 13/04/2009 01:12

Do you think he,(dh), pays at the pump with his Nectar Card? Think of the assortment of goodies he could purchase to enhance his dws service. To add to the authenticity of the occassion, someone could pop up and ask if she would like her windscreen washed.(oh, im on a roll now).

Mumcentreplus · 13/04/2009 01:22

def. getting extra points!..lmao windscreen washed = breast lickin..

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