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AIBU?

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To think I don't need servicing this much?

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RunLikeTheDevil · 12/04/2009 16:50

DH insists on servicing me at least every other night. I have told him that I don't need it that often but he insists we should to keep our relationship strong.

I'm due for a servicing tonight but I really can't be arsed. Am I just being lazy?

OP posts:

Tortington · 13/04/2009 01:25

yes crap troll har de har - but i do hate threads where women are 'done to'

even some of the responses - like - oh dh is 'lucky if...

like its a chore.

really does our female sex a diservice IMO.

i like fucking. i like regular fucking. i am a woman and i like regular fucking... its not wrong to say it.

Mumcentreplus · 13/04/2009 01:36

Custy regular good fuckin is never wrong

Bigpants1 · 13/04/2009 01:48

Alright,alright.Each to their own,custardo. You like fucking-regular fucking-the OP, likes,(when she can be arsed), servicing. Perhaps shes getting her points cleaned, and you,dear lady of the regular fuck,need your boiler looked at-sounds like its overheating.(offers jug of water).

TrinityIsGettingABabyRhino · 13/04/2009 11:41

roffle at this htread
I like a good fuck
I also like to be pleasured but I sure as hell never want to be serviced

I mean it would show that my brakes are shot and my bodywork needs serious help

Shambolic · 13/04/2009 11:50

Maybe a servicing involves, erm, appliances, as opposed to just good old fashioned cock.

verygreenlawn · 13/04/2009 11:51

"Pleasured" makes me snigger. A local estate agent once had an advert saying they had been "pleasured" with instructions on a particular house. I just couldn't get the image of them all w*ing away under their desks, property details in the other hand, out of my mind.

mrsdisorganised · 13/04/2009 11:55

PMSL

Shambolic · 13/04/2009 11:59

Too right verygreenlawn

"Pleasured" always makes me think of a swiss tony character for some reason.

It's a bit Jacqui Collins somehow as well...

"The servicing mechanic pleasured her with a carbon filament dual-sprung lightly weighted socket spanner".

Mumcentreplus · 13/04/2009 13:08

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howtotellmum · 13/04/2009 13:27

At the risk of spoiling all your fun at this poor MN, expense, maybe the fact that she refers to it as "servicing" is also connected to the fact that she cannot talk to her DP about it and has to ask MN?

Unless she is a troll, I would be advising her to talk to her DP about it- and we should also remember that different cultures have different expectations- if you in Afghanistan for example, then your DH has the right by law to service you once every 4 days, according to the new law about to be passed, - or you can presumably, be sent to jail.

Mumcentreplus · 13/04/2009 13:36

or maybe she could'nt think of a more appropriate word? ...but I agree she should speak to her DH about it...

Shambolic · 13/04/2009 14:01

howtotellmum

Just awful to think that so many women are being raped all around the world all the time.

Something I try not to think about too much if I'm honest.

howtotellmum · 13/04/2009 14:06

Maybe "servicing" describes it perfectly for her- totally devoid of love or feelings. Maybe she does lie back and think of England or whichever country she is in. Maybe her DH is a selfish git.

If so, then her whole marriage needs to be looked at.

Hope you are ok, OP - please post back?

MargaretMountford · 13/04/2009 14:29

oh come on, it's not genuine,surely ? read the op

Deemented · 13/04/2009 14:35

I have to say, that i'm self servicing regularly!

IAmFumingNow · 13/04/2009 14:41

oh well, this thread is really making me laugh and I am relaxing here after a very nice service and DD out with family and DH just popped out after servicing me. After this I might have another service 9 months later

Quattrocento · 13/04/2009 14:47

I do believe in big main dealers doing the servicing rather than smaller outfits. It helps later on to have a full service record with a big dealer.

ProoDense · 13/04/2009 14:49

once a year is sufficent

Shambolic · 13/04/2009 14:49

It's kind of lost it's comedy value for me after howtotellmum's cheery input...

I didn't think the OP sounded like someone being abused TBH, just someone taking the piss or with a hilarious turn of phrase.

Feeling really miserable now.

Off to find a slightly less upsetting thread...

Baisey · 13/04/2009 15:16

Oh dear, it must be rather sad to not look forward to sex with your husband/partner.
Just have several large glasses of wine, might not feel so "mechanical" then...

Mumcentreplus · 13/04/2009 15:40

tbh the OP does not sound like she is being physically forced to partake in the service lots of conclusion jumping going on..imo

Bigpants1 · 13/04/2009 23:03

Must we look for misery in every thread? The OP posted in an AIBU thread-not a Relationship thread. She gave a couple of sentences, and now we are talking about women being raped all over the world. Of course thats terrible- but its an other thread. The OP asked about servicing, and sounded a little bored with it all.If I were her, Id look for another garage and get a new warranty.

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