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Original poster

To want to shag gnomes?

29 replies

Rhubarb · 13/03/2009 08:08

I have a gnome fetish, to stop me from shagging gnomes please click here or I may have to shag your gnome!

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Original poster
Rhubarb · 13/03/2009 08:10

And they do good bumsex!

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fattiemumma · 13/03/2009 08:11

i fear your fetish has little to do with gnomes and a little more to do with a certain time lord's bottom

bigcometobedeyes · 13/03/2009 08:11

OMG the time of day and this thread title OMG but I like it its naughty

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Rhubarb · 13/03/2009 08:12

Oh I've had him........
No, it's the gnomes I fancy. They may be little in stature but HUMUNGOUS somewhere else!

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Lizzylou · 13/03/2009 08:12

Have donated quickly, if only to preserve my gnomes virtue

SoupDragon · 13/03/2009 08:13

YABU. I will be calling SPrOG (Society for the Protection of Gnomes) forthwith.

Original poster
Rhubarb · 13/03/2009 08:13

Wahey! I knew this thread title would work! C'mon everyone, it's up to you to save the gnomes!

I'll be back this afternoon to see how many gnomes I have to shag.

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bigcometobedeyes · 13/03/2009 08:13

Oh I posted before I clicked - well done Rhubarb LOL

does this mean I have exposed myself as an AM letch, latching on to any bit of titilation? Oh dear.......

TrillianAstra · 13/03/2009 08:18

Ha. I was a bit at this thread title (in the morning when we are not Wine!), but now I see it's for a good cause.

fattiemumma · 13/03/2009 08:23

having read this thread title and its content, the donation thermometer is now looking ever so slightly rude

Wizzska · 13/03/2009 10:36

Alright, if I win on an 'orse today I'll give you some more money.

[chuckles at thead title].

UnquietDad · 13/03/2009 10:41

It's not good for your elf.

BennyAndJoon · 13/03/2009 10:44

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JohnnyTwoHats · 13/03/2009 10:49

does this make you hot?

Wizzska · 13/03/2009 10:55

or this?

troutpout · 13/03/2009 10:59

i have no gnomes
i do however have a 2 foot sand filled womble in my cellar who is up for a quick hand job if you aren't too busy

troutpout · 13/03/2009 11:00

pmsl at Wizzka

SoupDragon · 13/03/2009 12:03

...

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Rhubarb · 13/03/2009 13:57

Phwoar at those pics!

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screamingabdab · 13/03/2009 17:52

Rhubarb You are not only weird fetishist, but don't think I haven't noticed that you reneged on your promise to reveal your real identity yesterday (or am I the only Billy no-mates who doesn't already know?)

HecatesTwopenceworth · 13/03/2009 17:55

this'll get you hot then

screamingabdab · 13/03/2009 18:00

Hecate that's just sick (and not in a teenage way)

Threadworm · 13/03/2009 18:07

Where are you all discussing the interview? It was good! Rhub was very fluent. You must be talking about it somewhere!

GrimmaTheNome · 13/03/2009 18:09

Please note that a Nome is not even slightly related to a Gnome

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Rhubarb · 14/03/2009 09:51

Screaming, I am actually, the real David Tennant. Yes I know, it's a bit of a shock isn't it? You may kiss my feet now.

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