To want to shag gnomes?

[Rhubarb]

I have a gnome fetish, to stop me from shagging gnomes please click here or I may have to shag your gnome!

Rhubarb - you can have a last look at my gnome orgy
DH has just taken them all up to SIL's, so I am now gnomeless....

They look evil! If your sil starts having strange accidents.....

Most likely accident is dropping one on her foot - they are made of solid concrete & weigh a ton.

DH's grandfather used to be in a landscape gardening business, but he bought himself out at the end of the war.

The other chap ended up with six garden centres in south east England & a Rolls Royce. DH's family have eighteen concrete gnomes....

Ok............................