To think Thomas Tuchel isn't attractive in the slightest?

[purplehydrangea79]

I was surprised to see an article in The Guardian recently which stated that Thomas Tuchel has been described as "bafflingly sexy" on Mumsnet. I am actually a bit flabbergasted. I don't find him attractive in the least. I get the impression that he has something of the night about him. I get emaciated vampire vibes from him. 🧛

He's certainly no Zelenskyy, who was being touted as the sexiest man alive on MM for a while - not sure if he still is though.

I had never heard of him until this thread but just see a fairly average looking person? Neither very good or bad looking.

Luckily no one has to find him attractive, nothing has been offered!

I don’t find him physically attractive in the slightest, and he seems an arrogant, angry man.

His face reminds me of a very thin Greg Davies.
I do think he’s quite attractive in his voice and mannerisms, but then I do quite like a German accent.

I dunno, I’d probably do him. I’m not that fussy though.

Who fucking cares .. I am interested SOLELY in his abilities.. which have been phenomenal.. just as I would judge a woman in his place .

I am actually a bit flabbergasted. I don't find him attractive in the least

I hope this isn’t a thread that the Daily Mail steals. It would be hugely hurtful to see your name come up on Google only to read someone you don’t know, who probably isn’t exactly your cup of tea either, is comparing you to something so unpleasant.

It would be very inconvenient if we all found the same few people attractive.

He looks like a fairly average looking older man to me. Maybe if I was 10 years older I’d find him more attractive.

I couldn’t be dealing with that hair though. He’d need to shave it off.

what a mean thread

He looks like Steptoe

So it’s ok to criticise a man’s appearance?

Ha, this is harsh!

He isn’t that bad. I think it makes any man look much worse when they cling onto bits of hair. Either get a transplant or shave it all off.

You’d never heard of him, @DrCoconut?

Presumably you haven’t been in England over the past six months?

Starting a thread about the way somebody looks, and then basically saying how awful they look, is an absolutely terrible thing to do. Have a word with yourself.

I did like how he kicked off over the fouls with Argentina