To think Thomas Tuchel isn't attractive in the slightest?

[purplehydrangea79]

I was surprised to see an article in The Guardian recently which stated that Thomas Tuchel has been described as "bafflingly sexy" on Mumsnet. I am actually a bit flabbergasted. I don't find him attractive in the least. I get the impression that he has something of the night about him. I get emaciated vampire vibes from him. 🧛

He's certainly no Zelenskyy, who was being touted as the sexiest man alive on MM for a while - not sure if he still is though.

YABU for starting a thread to criticise the way someone looks, and essentially encouraging others to expand on that. Shitty behaviour.

Oh don’t be daft! The OP is just riding a wave (though belatedly) and hoping the thread will appear in the DM. 😂😂

He is remarkably plain and ordinary looking. He is also bloody useless

How bloody rude. Why don't you post a photo of yourself so I can start a thread on how you're not 'attractive in the slightest' and get everyone to pile on.

Good description! 😂

He is HUGELY unattractive IMO. I don't understand how ANYone can say he is 'sexy' and attractive!

Just NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Yeah, because the OP is going to do that! 😂

That's precisely my point...

He's a bit John Malkovich so can see how he would be considered attractive.

Emaciated vampire can be sexy tbh and I might have got into that had he been a bit braver for England in the semi. Now I’ve got the ick

I don't find him attractive at all. Each to their own though...
Jude Bellingham on tbe other hand 😘

What a nasty, spiteful thread.

What have somebody's looks got to do with their ability to be a football coach / manager ?

There have been threads about the sex appeals of ed balls and ...Jacob Rees mogg. There is always someone out there for everyone.

I think he’d be great on dates for 2-3 weeks, but then withdraw significantly and be very defensive about it.

🤣🤣🤣

You're not supposed to shag him, just put the ball in the net Harry

Tuchel attractive? I've heard it alll now. He looks like a manic elongated urchin.

Wasn’t that the one where a poster described JRM as looking like he “ejaculates dust”? 😂😂😂

I think TT has lovely eyes and a nice smile.

He could play a flat back five with me anytime.

He sort of reminds me of a young rik mayall but also there’s a hint of squidward there too

I’ve seen a lot of comparisons to Merlin (the BBC version from the 2000s) which I can really see.

Also looked similar to the Irish coach in bend it like beckham when he was younger and had hair.

I wouldn't worry OP he probably isn't going to ask you out anyway

I think he’s attractive, he’s got a twinkle about him. I am pre-menopausal and quite horny though, my eggs would like one last chance with him I think! I love the video of him bopping about in the dressing room to a rave tune, and how concerned he was when he thought John Stones was injured (but was just playing a prank on him).

Never found him remotely attractive. Even less so after his churlish outburst at the interviewer after the Mexico game.

@JudeMyHeromy sister has a thing for Jacob Rees-Mogg 🤦🏼‍♀️