AIBU to be shocked at this Primark email?

[IberianLynx]

Just received this email from Primark and was taken aback by the model. Surely this is way too explicit to send to customers?

If you Google "Primark "got plans" email" the only result is this thread. So either the OP has 'shopped it herself, or she's had the fastest shock on the Internet!

@ColdAsAWitches OOOOO!

That was my guess. The photoshopping was desperately basic

It’s not ‘explicit’ ffs, even after the Photoshop job that’s been done on it.

Too many questions, and none of them good 😮

😅😂😂😂😂😂this has made me laugh tonight , Primark have done him dirty here

This is a composite photo. If you go onto the Primark site itself, this picture is there, exactly the same, but not with the bloke in the background, so not photoshopped. Look at "green embroidered shirt".

Is it a finger?

If they were gonna photoshop it they should have made it worthwhile and given him a whopper of a knob 🍆

Oh I needed this laugh before bed!!

😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This image has been manipulated.

Those shorts hang terribly.

WTF!!!!!

Ewwww, that is gross, offensive and positively disgusting, i would pass this on to the Advertising standards Agency, it can't possibly be seen as ok by most people.. Its virtually sending a d*ck pic which is illegal. Give them hell

Can someone please explain, I don’t see anything that stands out?

This is so badly photoshopped it looks like he’s smuggling a weirdly small porpoise in his shorts while his evil (or good? Who knows who is who?!) twin looks on with disdain.

Not quite as spectacular (or anatomically correct) as David Bowie In Labyrinth is it?
That’s the standard I measure all else by.

I saw it straight away without zooming 😂

🤣 That's terrible.

Got plans?

Surgery to realign myself apparently.

Contact Primark and mention that a good plastic surgeon ought to be able to relocate their model's penis to the correct position before his next photoshoot.

If it's real, it's gross and totally unacceptable.

But the same men and handmaidens of perverts who come on here to tell everyone that flashing their cock at children because the cock flasher is in their own garden is fine, and nobody should look out of their windows if they have a cock or gunt flasher living next door, will tell you it's great and you're a prude.

And that's because they're weird and perverted.

So yeah, if it's real, whoever sent it should be nowhere near marketing or social media.

I honestly don’t know what I’m supposed to be horrified at? What am I missing - can someone please explain???

I mean I only figured it out cause of the comments so clearly it isn’t obvious.

it also isn’t explicit because it’s clothed.

if not photoshop is just a bad seam placement

if you look at his right thigh it looks. Kind of. Like the outline of his penis. Apart from it being in entirely the wrong location. @SpidersAreShitheads

People seem to be getting excited about a crease in a pair of shorts.

Haha yes I remember that photo doing the rounds a few years ago l