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AIBU to think ‘Fart’ isn’t a swear word.

156 replies

Toddlerteaplease · 08/06/2026 19:31

Aged 44, my mum had told me off for complaining that their cat farted, when sitting on my knee. Apparently fart is a swear word. 🤣🤔

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Blightfitting · 08/06/2026 19:33

It's not a fucking swear word.

But for some reason I find it much more offensive than a swear word. It's one of the few words in the English language that really gives me the ick. Hate it.

Bemyclementine · 08/06/2026 19:33

Its not a swear word as such I don't think, but I wouldn't use it, and I don't like DC using it.

hugasaurus · 08/06/2026 19:33

My 7yo and 3yo use it! I hate all those cutesy words for it, pumps and trumps and puffs and bottom burps and whatever else. Let’s call a fart a fart!

GrandHighPoohbah · 08/06/2026 19:36

Fart is definitely better than bottypuff or fluff or some other such silly euphemism.

Pomegranatemum · 08/06/2026 19:36

hugasaurus · 08/06/2026 19:33

My 7yo and 3yo use it! I hate all those cutesy words for it, pumps and trumps and puffs and bottom burps and whatever else. Let’s call a fart a fart!

Edited

This.

“Bottom burp” 🤢

lottiegarbanzo · 08/06/2026 19:39

It’s not a swear word but not polite. Similar to crap.

toastandegg · 08/06/2026 19:41

I don’t think of it as a swear word but my Mother would

Caspianberg · 08/06/2026 19:44

I don’t think so. My child says fart. It’s just a word imo. He wouldn’t have a clue if someone said did you do a pop pop or puppetry puff or similar

He would simply say ‘ the cat has farted’. It’s not offensive it’s just a description

Wac90 · 08/06/2026 19:45

lottiegarbanzo · 08/06/2026 19:39

It’s not a swear word but not polite. Similar to crap.

See I would say crap is 100% a swear word, albeit a low level one! Wouldn’t cross my mind to think of fart as a swear word, though!

MoaningLeeeeesa · 08/06/2026 19:45

Not swearing. Awful word. Properly gives me the ick!!

PauliesWalnuts · 08/06/2026 19:46

It was a swear word according to my dad c.1983 and we weren’t allowed to say it. We had to say “rude noise” 😁

Toddlerteaplease · 08/06/2026 19:51

hugasaurus · 08/06/2026 19:33

My 7yo and 3yo use it! I hate all those cutesy words for it, pumps and trumps and puffs and bottom burps and whatever else. Let’s call a fart a fart!

Edited

The term I actually can’t bear is Pumps. We have to ask kids quite often if they have passed wind and it’s usually easier to ask if they’ve farted. But parents asking if they are pumping makes my teeth itch!

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5128gap · 08/06/2026 19:52

I'd say it's a 'not used in polite society' word. So while not a profanity or a blasphemy, there are politer choices if you feel its essential to refer to that particularly bodily function.
If it was my mum she'd have told me off for commenting in the first place "I don't think we needed to know that, thank you!" So just to be pulled up on the word used sounds very relaxed to me!

MidnightPatrol · 08/06/2026 19:53

I agree.

But! When I was a child we were not allowed to say fart either.

Toddlerteaplease · 08/06/2026 19:53

I have to say that the smell was worthy of a swear word. I couldn’t believe their beautiful handsome boy could create that. 🤣

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hugasaurus · 08/06/2026 19:54

Toddlerteaplease · 08/06/2026 19:51

The term I actually can’t bear is Pumps. We have to ask kids quite often if they have passed wind and it’s usually easier to ask if they’ve farted. But parents asking if they are pumping makes my teeth itch!

Pumping/pumped is awful, it gives me the heebie-jeebies. Just writing it has given me the ick.

Hooplahoophoop · 08/06/2026 19:55

Not a swear word, but not polite. We call them parps. My parents called them pardon-mes. If I were being polite, I'd say someone has passed wind.

WingBingo · 08/06/2026 19:55

Never realised that “crap” can be considered a swear word. DM wouldn’t allow the word fart.

I wasn’t allowed to say “knackered”.

5128gap · 08/06/2026 19:55

Toddlerteaplease · 08/06/2026 19:53

I have to say that the smell was worthy of a swear word. I couldn’t believe their beautiful handsome boy could create that. 🤣

The polite thing would be to have said "Oh dear, I think Percy may have eaten something that disagreed with him mum. May I open a window?"

Namechangeforthisdilemma1 · 08/06/2026 19:58

Bemyclementine · 08/06/2026 19:33

Its not a swear word as such I don't think, but I wouldn't use it, and I don't like DC using it.

Why?!

BatshitIsTheOnlyExplanation · 08/06/2026 19:59

WingBingo · 08/06/2026 19:55

Never realised that “crap” can be considered a swear word. DM wouldn’t allow the word fart.

I wasn’t allowed to say “knackered”.

I wasn't allowed to say "shagged out" although I can see why it's not a good look for an 8 year old!

SandyHappy · 08/06/2026 19:59

It's not a swear word, but I don't like the word either and I'm no prude when it comes to swearing.

I do have a 5 year old though and she has more than one age-appropriate book that uses the word 'fart' in it.

Squirrelsnut · 08/06/2026 19:59

Fart doesn't bother me. But we had to call them pop offs. 😁

Namechangeforthisdilemma1 · 08/06/2026 20:00

5128gap · 08/06/2026 19:55

The polite thing would be to have said "Oh dear, I think Percy may have eaten something that disagreed with him mum. May I open a window?"

Are you joking?

If not and you can’t say “fart” in front of your own mum and dad, then I feel sorry for you growing up in such a buttoned up family!

Inmyuggs · 08/06/2026 20:00

So very english.
How the hell does it make your teeth itch as well.
Strange sayings!

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