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AIBU to think ‘Fart’ isn’t a swear word.

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Toddlerteaplease · 08/06/2026 19:31

Aged 44, my mum had told me off for complaining that their cat farted, when sitting on my knee. Apparently fart is a swear word. 🤣🤔

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Ohthatsabitshit · 09/06/2026 12:39

EstoyRobandoSuCasa · 09/06/2026 12:21

Swear words, including “shit” are usually asterisked in news articles as some people find them offensive. That’s why I’m surprised that anyone who grew up in the UK wouldn’t know that “shit” is a swear word.

The only place I know of where “shit” isn’t really a swear word is the Netherlands. I can easily imagine a Dutch person moving to the UK and having no idea it was an expletive here.

Ahhh I see. You are asking if I’m an immigrant?

I can assure you that “shit” is not an uncommon word in the English language. Possibly it’s more common in the countryside (as is shit being talked about because dogs roll in it, animals produce it and piles of it have to be managed)? But no, I don’t think you have to be Dutch to use the word shit. How funny.

MidnightMeltdown · 09/06/2026 13:02

I wasn’t allowed to say fart as child, but my mum doesn’t care now that I’m an adult!

I guess it depends on your definition of swear word. It’s probably not something that you would say in polite company.

LakieLady · 09/06/2026 13:21

PauliesWalnuts · 08/06/2026 19:46

It was a swear word according to my dad c.1983 and we weren’t allowed to say it. We had to say “rude noise” 😁

What, even if it was a silent one?

Now that would just be silly.

Thebinisrightthere · 09/06/2026 15:27

Ohthatsabitshit · 09/06/2026 12:39

Ahhh I see. You are asking if I’m an immigrant?

I can assure you that “shit” is not an uncommon word in the English language. Possibly it’s more common in the countryside (as is shit being talked about because dogs roll in it, animals produce it and piles of it have to be managed)? But no, I don’t think you have to be Dutch to use the word shit. How funny.

I think what the poster means is that if you saw it in a news article, for instance, some of the letters might be blanked out or with asterisks instead, which would indicate that it's an offensive word to some

Mumandcarer80 · 09/06/2026 16:10

hugasaurus · 08/06/2026 19:33

My 7yo and 3yo use it! I hate all those cutesy words for it, pumps and trumps and puffs and bottom burps and whatever else. Let’s call a fart a fart!

Edited

I take great delight in telling American Trump supporters online. That trump is a more polite word for fart in the uk.

Ohthatsabitshit · 09/06/2026 16:33

Thebinisrightthere · 09/06/2026 15:27

I think what the poster means is that if you saw it in a news article, for instance, some of the letters might be blanked out or with asterisks instead, which would indicate that it's an offensive word to some

The wild asterisk and other punctuation marks instead of swearing or rude words isn’t something particularly prevalent in broadsheets. I think more The Beano or Mail/Sun. Purple nonsense, and more a sort of faux gentility than a real indicator of what is “swearing”.

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