AIBU to change the bed sheets after DH farted in bed?

[Greyblankie]

DH thinks it’s excessive. My argument is he literally fired gas out of his arse which would have then settled on the fabrics. If it had just been a small pump I wouldn’t have been that bothered but it was a big forced fart.

Be honest, is there anyone here that would have done the same? In my defence they were getting near due to be changed anyway, this just brought it forward a few days

Id be changing the sheets every night...

Like charcoal.

A shart yes......a fart, no 😀

excellent comment 🤣😢

Did he shart or fart?

Is this the first time he’s actually farted in bed before? Did you get married this morning?

Literally LTB 😂😂

OP, surely this isn’t the first time he’s farted in bed since you’ve been together?

He’s not to pump in bed, he knows it freaks me out and yeah obviously he does do it but this one was particularly ferocious

Everyone farts all through the night op, you can’t have not known that.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

LTB.

Funniest thread in ages! 😂

@Greyblankie obviously doesn’t fart

she does Unicorn puffs 😂😂😂

now you have changed bedding early - what happens if dh farts again tonight ?

I had forgotten about the thread with poo crumbs 😳😂😜

This has me crying with laughter, thanks so much.

I’d at least wait until his wank the following morning, then you’re ahead!

Usually by the facial expression.

😂
YABU

And if he farted again an hour later? How many times would you change the linen?
The obvious question would be if he's wearing pajamas/

No he wasn’t wearing anything!! So it’s a case of direct impact with the linen

just to add I didn’t change them immediately 😂 I did them this morning

Laughing so much I farted!
Also, this is my first post (long time MN lurker). Can't ignore a fart conversation.

Well then, maybe pajamas are an easier solution for the future.

No you didn’t. You decided to make a joke post to see how many replies you could get…you should get out more

Yet here you are … taking time out of your busy schedule to reply 😂 lighten up

I think you need to sell the house and move, probably to a different town altogether.

But in all seriousness, a partner forcing a fart out while lying next to me in bed is absolutely gross and horribly familiar.

I once worked with a delightful woman who had a downstairs loo next to their kitchen. She said that when she or her DH needed a poo, they’d just leave the door open while they did it, so they could carry on chatting to their partner in the kitchen..,