I am a DILF

[Nonameeo]

Words just uttered from DPs mouth whilst sitting on the sofa 😂

I just imagined sitting on the sofa and declaring to my husband I’m a right milf me. The idea made me laugh out loud literally. I mean who says that. And genuinely I’m considered attractive.

It is just so immodest. Which makes me think this man is anything but a dilf. Sorry op. As long as you fancy him, then he’s golden. Someone has to.

Self-confessed 'DILFs' rarely are.

Have you discussed latent homosexuality with him?

Give over. Hate to see what you look like.

Well, good to know he doesn’t lack confidence or have a poor self-image, I suppose…

What a complete wanker he really is. That would turn me right off having sex with him for a long time.

What, because he made a joke?

Oh dear 🙈 It’s all got very serious 🫠 😅

You sound homophobic

LTB.. he sounds like a narcissist.. get your ducks in a row...go NT with your MIL....this could be a safeguarding issue...why did you choose to have a baby with this man...it sounds like financial abuse

Could he be neurodivergent? Has he been assessed?

Cancel the cheque! 😂

this is mumsnet

This made me lol, thanks 😂

Yes, yes we are.

He'd like to fuck himself?

On a night out many years ago i was talking to a teacher who described herself as a TILF. I suggested that TYLF would be a better spelling if youre going to claim that but i dont think she understood.

Was she an English teacher because then we can decide whether it’s a verb or an adjective… or a noun.

😂 you can tell I’m no English teacher

Please do this

I don't know what a DILF is, I presume it is an acronym. I am scared to google.

Dad I’d like to fuck. So I’m hearing that as he’d like to fuck himself, or he thinks some of his children’s friends would like to. Both a little disturbing, no? But you seem to have enjoyed it op and that’s what counts!

Dad I would like to fuck. Usually used as MILF for a Mum. I think I first heard it on American Pie or similar. I think its used more like a hot or attractive older person rather than literally.

It's a joke? Wetting myself laughing 🙄Because anyone even saying that male or female sounds a complete wanker.

Beeejeesss

Some of you have very dark minds.

I thought my sense of humour was in the lower percentiles but this thread has reassured me that it’s not as bad as I thought 😅

Oh bless him, he obviously made a mistake there :-).

Thanks for explaining what it meant, I honestly hadn't heard it before.

has anyone called 111 yet?

He thinks he’s hot. Good for him for the self esteem. I hope you also think you’re a milf.