I am a DILF

[Nonameeo]

Words just uttered from DPs mouth whilst sitting on the sofa 😂

If your partner says you are then yes, you are to them.

Lol he was referring to himself 😂😂😂

Dodgy internet double post 🌍 🌍

I think he said it about himself

He's a dad he'd like to fuck?

Not the sharpest tool in the box is he

Aww bless him 🥰

If you say so

Well if he removes a couple of ribs then he can give it a go...

🙈 I had no idea where I thought this thread would go but I did not think here

Don't most men do that anyway? (to themselves)

Crop a photo and we can vote :-)

Yuck! Please don’t! He sounds a right odd bod!

Context matters.

If you have teenagers bringing their female friends around and this is his reaction then I would be concerned he’s a disgusting letch.

If he’s just a sad middle aged bloke who thinks he’s a DILF because the female barista smiled at him this morning, just ignore the deluded sod.

Sounds pretty self-aware; Rosy Palmer to the rescue!

😂

I dont even know what to say

Next time he does something even remotely appealing appalling, tell him to go and fuck himself 🤣.

Oh dear

Was he joking?

I don’t think context will help him or us

Prove it. Show us your hunk

He’s got tickets on himself, hasn’t he?

D'Annunzio is said to have actually done this so it is possible...

Post a pic of him and we’ll decide

Haha I wouldn’t dare! Mumsnet is brutal!