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To be annoyed with Kylie Minogue?

309 replies

GumFossil · 05/12/2025 19:11

She’s on the One Show. My son looked up her age as he didn’t believe she could be pushing 60. She looks 30. What the heck?

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TheMateofOphelia · 05/12/2025 20:33

She's gorgeous inside and out. I love her ❤️

ErlingHaalandsManBun · 05/12/2025 20:34

I saw her on something yesterday and looked at her and actually told her to 'fuck off' 😂😂Doesn't help that my DH has a massive crush on her 🙄

XWKD · 05/12/2025 20:34

GumFossil · 05/12/2025 20:13

For looking so good.

See also - humour.

Sorry. That wasn't obvious. People here get their knickers in a twist about how other women look, like they're being oppressed by the patriarchy when another woman chooses to prioritise her appearance.

I'm a bit slow. 🤣

gucciandscandal · 05/12/2025 20:37

Pollyanna87 · 05/12/2025 19:41

I love her but she’s never been a strong singer.

Having been to her most recent tour I’d have to disagree. She’s clearly worked very hard on her vocal training and it showed.

LemonDrizzleKay · 05/12/2025 20:37

Fridaynightjustisntthesame · 05/12/2025 19:42

You haven’t seen Kylie…?!!

Not for a while until checking her out on the One Show tonight.

OrangeOzzy · 05/12/2025 20:42

Just looked her up on instagram. She does look fantastic! I was a young child when she first became really famous and now she looks younger than me.

Pollyanna87 · 05/12/2025 20:43

Scout2016 · 05/12/2025 20:26

Oh god yeah, I'd forgotten about the duet with Nick Cave and fling with MH. Good for her. That's the sort of finding myself phase I'd whole heartedly welcome.

I was in the Danni Minogue fanclub as a kid but then I have always been an awkward bugger. It was mainly her punky Home and Way character I think. Must have been, because I can't recall a single song.

Honestly, hop on YouTube and take a look at the video for Dannii’s version of Hakuna Matata. What was she thinking 😂

Velveletteslonleylonelygirlami · 05/12/2025 20:44

GingerBeverage · 05/12/2025 19:24

She’s not had kids.

Op should point that out to the errant child🤣👍

Batteriesoptional · 05/12/2025 20:44

Doggielovelouie · 05/12/2025 20:20

I always think she looks like a child in her body and not a women

don’t agree she’s beautiful

I once mistook her for a child. Admittedly she did have her back to me and this was about 25 years ago. She is tiny, minuscule frame and seemed barely 5ft.

EasternStandard · 05/12/2025 20:45

OrangeOzzy · 05/12/2025 20:42

Just looked her up on instagram. She does look fantastic! I was a young child when she first became really famous and now she looks younger than me.

Looked at her IG. Yep she looks great. Some good help but also face structure.

awaynboilyurheid · 05/12/2025 20:45

LemonDrizzleKay · 05/12/2025 19:35

Is it my ears or does her voice sound bad? (I can't bitch about her looks, I've got to bitch about something!)

She’s never been able to sing ,nasally whining at best , talentless and good PR

Wildbushlady · 05/12/2025 20:47

She looks absolutely fantastic.

But she looks like a 50 something year old woman who ahs had some touch ups, definitely not in her 30's.

MintTwirl · 05/12/2025 20:47

She definitely doesn’t look 30, maybe very late 40’s/early 50’s but she looks great and has a lovely figure which she must work hard to maintain. She also seems really nice and like she would be good fun.

jbm16 · 05/12/2025 20:48

AnAlpacaForChristmasPleaseSanta · 05/12/2025 20:21

Do some people really not understand that the OP is joking? Note to self put LIGHT-HEARTED in your thread title to save all the 🙄 coming your way next time @GumFossil .

If you have to explain it, it's not a joke...

Pusstachio · 05/12/2025 20:56

Wildbushlady · 05/12/2025 20:47

She looks absolutely fantastic.

But she looks like a 50 something year old woman who ahs had some touch ups, definitely not in her 30's.

Yes I just googled her to see- she does look spectacular, she’s nearly 20 years older than me and I definitely look a lot more tired! It’s also really hard to keep weight off if you’re a shorty as you get older so wild kudos.

However I have to agree she doesn’t look 30. She looks very well maintained but I guessed 45-50 before I checked (something I’d be delighted with at 57!)

BatchCookBabe · 05/12/2025 21:07

gucciandscandal · 05/12/2025 20:37

Having been to her most recent tour I’d have to disagree. She’s clearly worked very hard on her vocal training and it showed.

This. See also Rihanna, Taylor Swift, and Lady Gaga. If you listen to them doing very early perfomances, they were a bit pitchy, and their voice(s) weren't very strong. I saw a recording of Taylor performing the song 'Fifteen' at the BBC when she was about 19, and she was average at best. Still good, and talented, and you could see a big star in the making, but she wasn't very good.

Same story for Ri and Gaga.

I think all 3 are amazing now. Taylor has a lovely, strong voice, and Ri and Gaga sound much more powerful.

Kylie is a bit like this. She was average when she first started, and sang a bit off key live, but she got good fairly quickly and her live singing is very good now.

There are some singers who have been amazing since they were 10! Like Celine Dion, Mariah Carey, Aretha Franklin, Whitney Houston, Christina Aguilera, Hayley Williams, and so on, but for some others their singing talent had to be nurtured and honed.

For some the good live singing never came. Madonna is not brilliant live, and Katy Perry is terrible. Kim Wilde I have always liked, and I love most of her songs, but her live singing is quite poor. In fact when Kim is performing live she actually has her niece singing with her most of the time. as a 'backing' singer.

Madonna actually admitted herself once that her singing is not brilliant, but she said she enjoys performing on stage, and dancing, and she enjoyed writing songs, and let's face it, she is a great performer, and always has been, and she has made some brilliant pop songs!

One of the best singers - on 'record' and live IMO is Carol Decker from T'Pau. Brilliant voice!

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Pavementworrier · 05/12/2025 21:08

Op - point out how old various amazing successful young men are Vs him

SpaceRaccoon · 05/12/2025 21:08

I mean she's clearly had a massive amount of cosmetic intervention.

JudgeJ · 05/12/2025 21:09

Dontlletmedownbruce · 05/12/2025 19:26

I watched an audience with her a year or so ago. Teen ds came in and watched for a minute and I said i was her original fan, her debut album was my first album. He did a double take then asked me how many years old the recording was. I said it was current and he was gobsmacked. He kept repeating how can SHE be older than YOU, I eventually got annoyed with him and told him to stop going on about it.

Back in the early 90s my daughters had been to see Ghost and were drooling over Patrick Swayze, I had seen something about him in one of their magazines so was able to point out that he was four years younger than me so I had a better chance than a couple of young teens!

Beachtastic · 05/12/2025 21:13

Australia has a very Body Beautiful culture... it's how I imagine California (used to live in Oz, never been to Cali). This helps a lot, I think - plenty of exercise and a super healthy diet. It's partly because you are more often likely to have to appear in public wearing a bikini! We can rely on hoodies to hide things here!

Muffsies · 05/12/2025 21:14

I'm not a fan of Kylie's music, but I think there's far more to her than any of us can see or judge.

She's clearly a very clever and accomplished person, with a very rich life she finds satisfying. She only ever gives us tiny glimpses of who she really is. She manages to navigate fame with ease, she never gives very much away. We see the odd wild move, or exciting affair, or battle with cancer - which she owns - but she gives us no explanations, no exposes, no drama. How does she do that in a culture that demands everything must scrutinised and laid bare? Yet we love her, she respect us, and she gets it back. The odd person trys to tell us she's 'horrid', but nothing sticks. Something Madonna, Bey, Mariah and Myliee would be jealous of, I recon.

Maia77 · 05/12/2025 21:16

She's obviously had work done, but it's subtle.

Maia77 · 05/12/2025 21:16

She's obviously had work done, but it's subtle.

Doggielovelouie · 05/12/2025 21:18

Maia77 · 05/12/2025 21:16

She's obviously had work done, but it's subtle.

Omg I thought she looked like Reagan from the exorcist in first photo that came up

the thick inch make up making her eyes set back

in real life I’m sure she’d look very plastic

LadyKenya · 05/12/2025 21:18

lifeonmars100 · 05/12/2025 19:53

You are not going to see Kylie battling it out at the yellow sticker fridge in Asda! Part of her job is to look as good as possible and given her resources she will have the best of everything. I really like her, not her music especially but her whole personna. I wish she would write her autobiography, she has an interesting life.

Oh that is surprising that she has not released an autobiography. I agree that it would be an interesting read. She has had a long, successful career, after all. She does come across as very likeable, she reminds me in a way of Judy Garland. Nice.

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