What disgusting thing do you do?

[eqpi4t2hbsnktd]

I blow my nose on the washing before it goes in the machine... rather than find a tissue!

BatshitIsTheOnlyExplanation
Why is your bum sore after walking? Am I missing something?

I haven’t exercised for age, having been very fit, and slender, a couple of years ago.

Have recently restarted, but bigger than I was before. Probably tmi, but it’s been hot and sweaty here the past few days and my cheeks have rubbed together. Feels like nappy rash!
Bought an anti-chafing stick today so shouldn’t be an issue going forward!

This is brilliant 😁

Woman after my own heart!

Mine smells bitter and slightly poisonous, like some sort of Victorian tincture. I’ve always wondered if this is unusual or if other people’s smells the same.

I once shared a house with a bloke who, I discovered one night, blew his nose on the tea towel he was using to do the drying up. It was revolting. When I complained he brushed me off, irritated.

After that I washed everything before I used it and kept my tea towels in my bedroom.

I sniff my cats to smell that they smell like mine
I wouldn’t sniff their paws. They’ve stood on them, in the litter tray sometimes standing on wee or poo. Why would you sniff paws when the head and neck etc easily provide the comfort smell?! I have seven. I like to do a little paw hold now and again which they don’t mind, but I wash my hand afterwards!

This is real bad forr you. I poke the wax out of my ears usin a hair clip and eat it,

Two possible goals with this; archbishop, or encyclopédia. I find archbishop funnier.

I do this loads...is it weird!!??😂😂

In the work restroom, senior manager emerges from toilet, straight out the exit (I was drying my hands in tissue).
I kid you not:
I was washing my hands in the hospital public loo and a nurse came out of the cubicle and walked straight out.
When I was making coffee in a bank staffroom, one of the senior staff (30s f) used the dishcloth to wipe dog poo off of her shoe and threw it back in the sink (never used it anyway, but..)

I fart long and loud around my own house and sometimes in public too (checking first that nobody is too close and in my direct firing line). I find a good, long, loud fart extremely satisfying.

DH does it too. He used to be quite posh and polite about things like that but I have got him better trained after 31 years of marriage. 😃

Pick my toenails (so much so that I barely even have toenails anymore)
Pick scabs

Forgot one: Sometimes when home alone I'll skip a hair wash and then shake my head to see how much dandruff comes off. Horribly satisfying.

Wear my husband’s y-fronts if I can’t locate any clean knickers - sooo comfy 🤭

Oooh, a hair clip would get loads out. But obvs very bad for you. X

Are you my child?

Like reusable period pants?

A friend of mine (family of four) once told me that she washed their towels after one use. I imagined her spending half her day just doing bloody laundry.

haha…are you my long lost twin?? 🤣

Why is it considered dirty though? It’s just air that your noise has filtered. I don’t understand the dirtiness and I’m pretty sure everyone does it but just won’t admit to it

How does one bite their toe nails?

Same here lol

Probably the only way you can imagine. I just sit on my bed and hold my foot up to where my teeth can reach 😂 I don't even think I'm that flexible but it's quite easy!

I rip skin off the soles of my feet.....so satisfying

Cornflake bogeys 😂 I'm stealing that term!

When I was still teaching in a High School and I felt one coming on, I would go and stand near the grottiest, usually male, pupil then look at him when it quietly exited! To be honest, they let so many off I didn't feel bad about it at all.