The only way to eat a tunnocks teacake

[thebitchinghour]

Is biscuit first, take a slow lick out of the inside and then smash the rest all at once.

My husband says it's indecent.

This is the only way, surely?

This is THE only way to eat it. Anything else is totally wrong

I can't waste time nibbling it in sections because I need my hands to be unwrapping the next one while I'm munching the first one lol

Depends on my mood. Sometimes I like to smash it all in one go.

Dark ones only 💕

Just shove it all in

I do this too😆

Where's the romance in that? Show your tea cake some appreciation ffs

I agree with this.

Can't unwrap them fast enough 🙌🏻

Eat biscuit. Marks for no crumbs in mallow.
Lick mallow out.
Eat choc in one.
Repeat.

Bite hole in top. Lick mallow out like lizard. Finish with biscuit.

Put in bin. Unwrap tunnock's caramel. Eat.

Nonsense. Nothing is better than a Tunnocks.

I have to say I'm shocked/borderline scandalised at all the biscuit-last people! Surely the best needs to be saved for last??

I eat them like you OP! And pretty similar for anything wafer or biscuit based - the thickest chocolate/best bit needs to be saved for last. Eg for a Twix I would nibble the chocolate from the sides, eat the biscuit, then roll up the chocolate and caramel and shove it all in in one go, a Bounty you eat all the chocolate on the sides, then bottom, then coconut, then the thick chocolate on the top, for a Kitkat the sides, then each layer of wafer individually then the thickest top bit of chocolate. And so on.

My husband tends to look on with an expression of disgust as I do this but I think he's secretly impressed/jealous really, he just doesn't have the willpower and shoves things in whole!

Absolute stale cardboard waste of a biscuit. The caramel log on the other hand...

@thebitchinghour

noooo, you've got that all wrong!!

chocolate off the top

msrshmallow

biscuit base

M&S ones are vile Tunnocks are far superior

chocolate then mallow then biscuit and I’ve been known to eat a full pack the glutton I am

This is THE only way.

I'm afraid you're very, very wrong 😔

Unwrap, give to dog, job done.
They're minging.

Put teacake on table
Smash with fist
Unwrap and eat 😁
I discovered this method when I couldn't fit one in my mouth as it wouldn't open properly for a week after a tooth extraction 😂

That's how I eat them. It's the only way

I think this thread has rendered me more incensed than anything else that's happened today, and that includes a really shitty job interview! Thanks for taking my mind off that anyway 😅

NO! Four equalish bites where you get a bit of everything.

I think about how many Tunnocks I could eat in one sitting at least four times a week 😆.

😮

You ANIMAL!