The only way to eat a tunnocks teacake

[thebitchinghour]

Is biscuit first, take a slow lick out of the inside and then smash the rest all at once.

My husband says it's indecent.

This is the only way, surely?

Too early for a Classics vote?
As long as to before bottom.

I absolutely do this 🤣

I just put the whole thing in my mouth.

The M&S ones aren’t vegetarian, tunnocks are. So it’s Tunnocks only for me and they don’t sell them on Ocado.

I wish they made a full chocolate bar with the soft bit inside a Tunnocks tea cake I absolutely love it.

same with walnut whips I bite the bottom off and lick all the good stuff out 🤣

I'm with you OP!

All elements together, bite in from the side.
Must be cold & crisp fro the fridge.

M&S, lovely as they are, aren’t comparable.
Tunnocks Teacakes are uniquely delicious!

I have no problem with your way but mine is:

1. Make a small breach in the chocolate and then lever off the whole dome.
2. Lick off the dome of marshmallow.
3. Eat the biscuit layer.

Leave unwrapped on a super sonic jet fighter

The marshmallow will expand

Smack it whilst still in the wrapper, squishing it flat - bonus points if you can also smack someone else's 😁

They're called 'squashies' in our house

@thebitchinghour thank you for entertaining me with your posts 😂 I particularly liked the dog reincarnation one but all of them have made me properly LOL. Or maybe SOL (snigger).

I should have said eat the chocolate dome after levering it off, obviously. Skilled gourmands will do all this with their tongues.

I just shove the whole thing in at once

Tunnocks tea cakes are (anecdotally) on the "no fly list" of banned substances on RAF aircraft because of explosion issues.

I'm team "Teacake lick" biscuit first, lick out the marshmallow then break off bits of chocolate.
Fold the foil into an aeroplane shape and throw it as far as possible.
I don't care who's watching, if they serve tunnocks teacakes they deserve to watch how I eat them. The more shocked they are, the more I look them in the face while I lick out every last morsel of marshmallow.

Chocolate first
Then the mallow and then give biscuit to the dog.

You want to know about the psyche of a nation, ask people to describe how they eat snacks.

I’m shocked at some of the disclosures.

I think their tagline should be t’ick’le a teacake.

This 👆

Two bites in polite company , in whole when alone , could probably eat at least 6 in one session.

You freeze them, of course?

My pal from Belfast eats them this way too. I thought she was the only one

Open mouth... Throw it in ..gone

🤤

What the fuck. It's not a chocolate orange for Christ sake. Treat it with dignity.

Entire top in one go, then the biscuit.
And then another one.