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Seriously, how does Sienna Miller look like that after giving birth?!?!

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Genuinelyenquiring · 26/05/2024 20:20

I was just surfing the DM and saw she went BRALESS to a wedding. We have babies the same age (4m); i can't even go braless to the loo.

How the hell does she look like that??

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supercalafragilisticexpealidocious · 26/05/2024 21:38

I know she looks sensational I thought exactly the same.

Her boobs are much bigger than in her younger days which made me thought she was BF but my boobs would be leaking like mad so maybe not!

Sillybanana · 26/05/2024 21:39

Surgery most likely, boob job. She’s certainly had a lot of facial work done.

LunaNorth · 26/05/2024 21:42

Definitely no surrogate - she had her naked bump out at an awards ceremony.

She’s just naturally tiny and exquisite.

Pigeonqueen · 26/05/2024 21:45

I never had the whole leaky boobs thing. Not everyone does. I didn’t breastfeed and would have been fine to go braless. But - I certainly didn’t snap back into shape like that. I actually feel a bit sorry for her though, the pressure to stay that way and be constantly on form must be intense. I bet she gets home and bungs her joggers and sloppy t shirts on just like the rest of us.

somewhereoverthechipshop · 26/05/2024 21:52

LunaNorth · 26/05/2024 21:42

Definitely no surrogate - she had her naked bump out at an awards ceremony.

She’s just naturally tiny and exquisite.

Don’t get the hype personally, would not describe her as exquisite. Pretty but doesn’t stand out.

supercalafragilisticexpealidocious · 26/05/2024 21:57

Pigeonqueen · 26/05/2024 21:45

I never had the whole leaky boobs thing. Not everyone does. I didn’t breastfeed and would have been fine to go braless. But - I certainly didn’t snap back into shape like that. I actually feel a bit sorry for her though, the pressure to stay that way and be constantly on form must be intense. I bet she gets home and bungs her joggers and sloppy t shirts on just like the rest of us.

I don't think that's true actually. There were some photos of her on the beach a few weeks ago. Her tummy was soft and rounded and natural. She looked beautiful of course but not at all like someone who had been trying desperately to bounce back.

GingerScallop · 26/05/2024 22:00

dairyfairy21 · 26/05/2024 20:54

Honestly, I gave birth to 3 daughters and as soon as they were out, the bump was gone.

I had small bumps, I never really experienced looking pregnant as no one ever knew. When all of them were born, people would ask if they were mine and absolutely NO other mums want to be your friend.

I don't know why my body snapped back, but it just did. The midwives all made comments that I was "flat already".

I come out of all my pregnancies thinner than before!! Thanks to morning sickness and nausea I guess!!

(I gave birth at 19,21 and 28 so maybe age had something to do with it).

Age has a lot to do with it. Lucky you

AlpineMuesli · 26/05/2024 22:03

DM has to have a deal with her agent, there’s at least one story if not more each day.

InTheRainOnATrain · 26/05/2024 22:03

Votersswing · 26/05/2024 21:07

@TeaKitten...

That's right... But does milk go that quickly??

You can get medication so it never comes in. I have mine privately in the UK and the consultant suggested it to me.

Octomingo · 26/05/2024 23:22

I bounced back pretty quickly, but I was really 30s.

I'm slim and tonedish in my 40s, but no one has told gravity that and sans bra, my once magnificent boobs are closer to my belly button than my armpit. There's a whole handspan between clavicle and any boob fat now. Unless I have wiring.

Mynaddmawr · 26/05/2024 23:39

Octomingo · 26/05/2024 23:22

I bounced back pretty quickly, but I was really 30s.

I'm slim and tonedish in my 40s, but no one has told gravity that and sans bra, my once magnificent boobs are closer to my belly button than my armpit. There's a whole handspan between clavicle and any boob fat now. Unless I have wiring.

This made me laugh. Same! Mine seem to be heading to either side of my ribcage. DD can actually wander off a short distance whilst feeding. I only gave birth a year ago so Christ knows how they'll be coping in my 40s- I can only imagine actually grazing the floor. I go braless anyway though because fuck it! We're all beautiful and our bodies are amazing. Let's just avoid going to weddings with Sienna Miller?

LoreleiG · 26/05/2024 23:41

She’s naturally gorgeous which helps! Her sister is too. Must be good genetics. And maybe a personal chef.

Calliopespa · 26/05/2024 23:53

InTheRainOnATrain · 26/05/2024 20:36

What would happen if you went braless to the loo???

But you get stick on invisible bra cup things that lift everything up and hold it in place, maybe she’s got those on along with a lot of tape?! Also probably not breastfeeding. And personal trainers, personal chef, day nannies, night nannies - celebrities don’t do it like us!

That’s what I was wanting to ask! What happens if you do?! Far more interested in that than Sienna’s personal trainer boobs actually…

Octomingo · 26/05/2024 23:59

But how much weight do those bra cups hold? I've yet to find a strapless one that stays up and doesn't squash, let alone unsupported cups. Think I was 25 the last time I went braless and it wasn't overly pretty then.

Thepatioisready · 27/05/2024 00:02

Why the actual fuck do we have to look good all the time? Fit, young, healthy fuckable.
Why is not tough, resilient, doing a great job enough.

I'm going to do for the ravaged and raddled what Kim did for the large bottom.

Calliopespa · 27/05/2024 00:03

In all honesty she does look remarkably good for someone with a young baby but I did think it all looked a bit wobbly and inappropriate for a wedding - I mean who goes to a wedding with their nipples saying hello through the fabric. Esp at her age.

Calliopespa · 27/05/2024 00:04

Thepatioisready · 27/05/2024 00:02

Why the actual fuck do we have to look good all the time? Fit, young, healthy fuckable.
Why is not tough, resilient, doing a great job enough.

I'm going to do for the ravaged and raddled what Kim did for the large bottom.

😂Go patio!

blueshoes · 27/05/2024 00:05

Why do people think she has had facial work done? I presume that means cosmetic surgery.

Ciderlout · 27/05/2024 00:09

And she’s absolutely stunning. Some people have if all…. Sigh… 😂

Calliopespa · 27/05/2024 00:14

Ciderlout · 27/05/2024 00:09

And she’s absolutely stunning. Some people have if all…. Sigh… 😂

I think she’s had a tough life actually. I think she went though hell when Jude shagged that nanny and the tabloids were all over it. I seem to remember she adored him; and wasn’t there a tricky phase for her after they broke up as she was known but mostly for being with him. So things can look better from without than within.

RampantIvy · 27/05/2024 00:16

TeaKitten · 26/05/2024 20:59

Not everyone breast feeds.

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And not everyone who does leaks.
I gave up wearing a bra when I was breastfeeding but I am not very curvy. DD fed so often that wearing a bra was too much of a faff.

I had hoped that pregnancy and breast feeding would give me a few more curves but it didn't.

palmroyale · 27/05/2024 00:16

She does look fantastic!

Is anyone else really -nosy- intrigued to know the new baby's name?

Pollipops1 · 27/05/2024 20:03

Why do people think she has had facial work done? I presume that means cosmetic surgery.

Do you not remember her from the Jude Law days? I watched Stardust the other day & I didn’t even realise it was her in it.

REignbow · 27/05/2024 20:31

Well I was 40 when I had DD. I had snapped back (nearly) three weeks after she was born. Also, my boobs did not go back to their pre-pregnancy size they actually stayed two sizes bigger (so no boob job).