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Penis Size by country

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AfterTheWatershed · 07/04/2024 18:11

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-13275073/Average-penis-sizes-world-revealed-interactive-map.html

Sorry it’s a daily mail link, but interesting nonetheless. In my experience British men have smallish, average size. I had an Egyptian FWB once and he had the perfect penis. Thick, circumcised, straight. Any comments, am I BU?

Penis sizes around the world revealed... and UK is not in the top 10

Britain comes in 68th place with a penis size of 5.2in (13.1cm) and America is in 60th place with men having an average size of 5.4in (13.5cm).

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-13275073/Average-penis-sizes-world-revealed-interactive-map.html

OP posts:
chillidoritto · 07/04/2024 23:17

How the hell can you condone genital mutilation? (Obv I don't mean people who've had it done for medical reasons).

You sound creepy and weird, OP.

BashfulClam · 07/04/2024 23:21

AfterTheWatershed · 07/04/2024 21:36

Well they are not kids now! No, I didn’t question it but in those days you just got on with things and didn’t agonise over it! I was married at the time and my ex arranged it. My sons are grade A students and very good looking with lots of interest from the opposite sex, vastly more successful from most uncircumcised men so I’m not worried for them at all!!

You dress up mutilating your children as babies however you like if it makes you feel better. I don’t understand why them not having foreskin correlates with them being straight A students, are brains hidden under the foreskin?

Any parent mutilating the genitalia of a child should be jailed. Circumcision should only be carried out due to medical necessity.

ilovesooty · 07/04/2024 23:22

I think the whole thread is creepy and weird.

edwinbear · 07/04/2024 23:31

Honestly OP, I’m with others here in terms of circumcision. Hacking off parts of your babies genitalia (for non medical reasons) is horrific. In girls, it’s called FGM and it’s illegal.

63isMe · 11/09/2024 03:22

CountFucula · 07/04/2024 19:25

They should pop this map at the start of every Lonely Planet guide.

😂😂

Childfreecatlady · 12/09/2024 01:07

CurlewKate · 07/04/2024 19:31

I think this is funny. Am I a bad person?

I also find it funny and prob more of an exercise in which country has the most truthful men.

The13thFairy · 12/09/2024 09:58

I'd be more concerned with cleanliness by country! Does he wash his penis and his backside?

Parentofaprincess · 17/09/2024 13:25

LipstickLil · 07/04/2024 18:21

Can you imagine a similar study on breast size, grading women by country? It's pretty fucking demeaning and I really thought we'd moved beyond this kind of shit. Sadly not.

Or indeed tightness of vaginas...🙄

NPET · 19/03/2025 16:12

OK I'm about a year late responding, but this just came 'up', so to speak, and I'm amazed. If 6.93 is the top 'average', I've been a very lucky girl!
(& to anyone complaining about this, just move on, it's only a bit of fun.)

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