I'm being catfished on FB - LIVE!!!!

[chippylips]

Lovely John Wick, an orthopaedic surgeon with the US army is longing to meet a woman like me apparently. I've told him I'm a rich divorcee looking for a man like him. He wants my email/phone number but I've said I'm a nervous flower and want yo stay on messenger. Anything you want to say to John? I'll happily Add to conversation.

Now's definitely time to go back to the fact you'll be in Dubai...

Tell him you used to be a man, and does it make any difference to him because you feel like a woman

Please don’t ask him if he likes to stroke his monkey on a regular basis.

Ask if his money wears diapers

Time to dangle a whopping great carrot:

"So when I come to Dubai will you help me visit the sights of Dubai babe??? If I sent you some money, will you book us in to the bestest of attractions and restaurants?? Where do you recommend Xxx"

Funny when Daisy May Copper did this years ago.

A monkey 😂

😂we watched John Wick on Friday!

Have you done a reverse image search yet and found where the image came from? If so, I'd be tempted to reply that you sent the image to 'Jane' and she reckons he looks very much like a guy she know in Spain/Mexico/Canada.

What a blighter, I was first!…he contacted me yesterday…
I should have asked what his rates are for total hip replacement, and maybe get my knees done at the same time.
(I didn’t tell him that I am a pensioner 🤣)

I love this and glad the conversation is still going strong as I was worried you having a monkey too might dull his belief you are genuine when he is so clearly the real deal 😁

Ask the good Doc What are the ultrasound features to assess for when evaluating developmental dysplasia of the hip (DDH)

I like to say would you like to invest your money in bitcoin I cam make you a fortune.
I use that or have a long speech about Satan worshipping.

If he can't accept your monkey he is not for you lol 😆

@chippylips Tempted to ask if he means anal.
PML 😂

Loves, I blocked him. No time or energy to keep it going. Don't hate xx

Ah @chippylips this was brilliant. Live catfish is my new favourite type of MN thread.

Edited to say I was intrigued by the next level!

Now I'm utterly invested in pictures of dogs and monkeys!

You mean flirt you. Don’t you realise these brave boys are far from home, desperate for a friendly face , missing their monkeys. Poor John, he wasn’t interested in your thousand acres of prime Wiltshire real estate, he just needed your loving and cheerful company in the small lonely hours of the endless night , oh and your bank details and pin.

picture of a dog, and borrow a toy monkey or get a picture of one.

Ask him if he’s mates with Dan, who has been trying to woo me today 🤣

Does he find sex in a car rather restricting?

Oh damn, you’ve already blocked. I’ll never know :( there go our double dates OP

What's his fave flavour of Lay's crisps (best selling US brand). Say yours is Wild ( like you!) Mushroom and sour cream.

Aww that's ruined my Sunday now.

Only got one Easter egg too!