I'm being catfished on FB - LIVE!!!!

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Lovely John Wick, an orthopaedic surgeon with the US army is longing to meet a woman like me apparently. I've told him I'm a rich divorcee looking for a man like him. He wants my email/phone number but I've said I'm a nervous flower and want yo stay on messenger. Anything you want to say to John? I'll happily Add to conversation.

Is that Prince Andrew in the background?!

Let him know that if he does come to see you, he will have to walk through a wall of magic fire and defeat a dragon.

Awww I missed out on all the fun!

🤔🧐🧐 I am so invested in this that my eggs are going uneaten.

What are they @Zone2NorthLondon?! I have this! Well did, both replaced now.
(Misses point of thread... sorry!)

Op you can use my Rox she doesn’t mind, she’d like to be a famous 😂

Years ago I lived in Dubai and was a member of a community face book group. A random guy infiltrated the group and started messaging the female members. He was using the same lines on all of us, it was hilarious. He wanted to take me out for diner so we could eat pasta and potatoes, as this is apparently what European women like to eat. Funnily enough though, one of my neighbors did actually have a pet monkey, she would bring it with in the lift, sometimes it worn a t-shirt.

I am currently conversing with a lovely American soldier called Steve, he's sadly widowed with a 7yo boy. He's stationed in Afghanistan and can't access his American bank account, and needs a small amount of cash to pay for his little lad's medical treatment. Ladies, wwyd? He only needs £153.78

@pleasecallmeback - ask about the child's condition as you're a paediatric nurse.

I just looked her up. Brilliant!!!

OK, stand back; I can trump John Wick.....
I've got Richard E Grant chasing ME....
He jumped in on one of my FB posts and asked how I am; and I KNOW it's the real Richard E Grant cos his FB page is full of his famous face. So it must be him mustn't it?
I'm star struck and gone all girly - what shall I say to him? 🙆‍♂️

❤️ I love your dog.

As he has medical expertise could he advise you on your monkeys terrible bowel problems?

Hmm John Wick, I'm.pretty sure he made an.attempt to part my adopted mummy from her hard-earned pension. Fortunately she had been well instructed by my siblings and her money was safely away.

Just when he first asks for money, have a greater cause.
When he asks how you're raising money, ask him how he is raising money.
Then raise a whole lot of emotional issues.
The more time "he" or "the group" spends on you, the less time they have for the sad desperate saps, who would send money.
The only thing worse than being a sad desperate sap, is being one without any money left.

OOOOOOH! What fun! I, too, play with scammers on FB! And there are so many, I can pick and choose. When I get tired of them, I just go in for the "kill." They generally take a long hike when I reveal that both of my grown sons work in cybersecurity and fraud prevention, are VERY protective of their mama, and will certainly be doing a deep-dive into any of my close contacts.

Ask him for recommendations for the finest wine known to mankind, and you could also beg him to share his recipe for “cooking” that wonderful English delicacy the very fragrant camberwell carrot.

I'm star struck and gone all girly - what shall I say to him?

Ask him how he came to make that video with Luke?
& what he thinks of hydrangeas.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/richardegrant/video-3119209/Video-Richard-E-Grant-Luke-Millington-Drake-recreate-Saltburn-moment.html

I have a friends request from his twin brother, who has a different surname. What are the chances?

Love this, it needs to be done more. Will post next time I get one of those (probably had a dozen or so in the last year, shame really, some of them are quite hot 😄)

I couldn't stop laughing when he said he didn't know what an MRI was.....

Well don’t be jealous but I had the REAL Keanu Reeves contacting me recent on instagram 🤣 he seemed very offended that I wasn’t remotely arsed by his claims that it was really him and be just randomly happened upon the profile of a fat 46 year old mother of 2 from Liverpool…

I had TWO "different" men ask to be my friend on FB. Funnily enough, they looked a lot alike and had the same name, except one ended with an "s" at the end of their surname.

Sadly, they were so very handsome 👹 that I became flibbered-MaGeed and "accidentally" (totally) deleted their names. Dang! 😉

It can't have been the REAL Keanu because he's been messaging me, a fat middle aged woman in West Wales. We're getting married and everything, I've just got to send him some money via Western Union, poor baby has cash flow problems.

This is happening to me all the time and all inthe US Ary. I just say F off but leading them by the nose would be so much fun! Never thought of that before!