Poo marks on our sheets

[Amireallymarriedtoanadult]

Name changed for this thread. We had a rare afternoon to ourselves today. We ended up in bed. Not usual for us but my husband works nights and it was amazing. When I remade the bed I saw poo marks on his side of the bed on the sheets. Stank too. I asked him about it my dh said oh yeah must have been me I did wipe myself though. From what I can work out it must've been either last night or this afternoon. Anyway utterly grim and I was disgusted. Aibu to have thought it was disgusting and yuck

I think I need to back away from this site 🤢 within the last week or so we've had a man leaving shitty skid marks on a pink fluffy towel and now another leaving them on the bedsheets.

I guess so. And they are all great dads.

Who or what creates these hygienically challenged monsters?

In the middle of the day are YOU squeaky clean after going to the loo?

Of course you will say yes.....but how can you be 100% sure?

poo trolls?

No idea why you felt the need to share OP

I actually spoke to my DP about this the other day, he was horrified about some men doing this but then said that he isn't entirely surprised given the state of men's toilets at work.

Bloody vile.

Let's hope he feels enough shame that he wipes his arse raw in future.

I honestly could not be with a man child though. Grim.

In the middle of the day are YOU squeaky clean after going to the loo?
Of course you will say yes.....but how can you be 100% sure?

Fuck me… I’m out. 😳
I need a nice, simple Name My Cat thread.

Not the first thing I did. This was several hours ago. I have calmed down alot aswell

So in the middle of the day your arse leaves skidmarks? Have you been to your GP? You probably have a medical issue.

Maybe he's got piles

Clean people make sure we are fully clean after shitting, using water if necessary. Dirty people don't bother. Which are you?

20 years I’ve been with my husband, do you know how many times he’s left shit stains on pit bed, or on a towel ? Never, he’s never done it.. he’s an adult, who knows how to kerp
himself clean

Menstrual blood comes from our hopefully not infected uteruses whereas shit comes from a bacteria laden, stinking digestive tract. It's absolutely not comparable. Maybe some people are blood phobic but menstrual blood in and of itself isn't "gross."

@Bobtheamazinggingerdog water won't help! You need a proper bath/shower with hot water and soap

I also can't believe it 🤔

Haven't we had this thread twice already recently?

Well this has put me off my supper

My ex never wiped properly either.

I found this out going down on him once.

Reason 3856 why I remain celibate and single.

Fucking rancid disgusting bastards.

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤣🤣🤣🤣

This sounds like someone has a poo problem, and he is probably quite embarrassed about it. It isn’t always lack of hygiene. It could be a medical issue which is frankly difficult to resolve.

Not from me I can assure you

He actually has unfortunately Why would this make a difference?

Every once in a while a thread pops up about grown men and their skid marks.
That’s why it’s best just to wash with water rather than relying on just toilet paper.

I felt dejavu too!

I have to deal with some bloody disgusting things as part of my job. One skid mark just can’t raise an eyebrow. You all must have office based jobs.

@Amireallymarriedtoanadult because poles can sometimes make it harder to clean your bottom as throughly, due to the discomfort. but also there could be mucus around the pile and anus which can be transferred to underwear and bedding in this scenario.