Poo marks on our sheets

[Amireallymarriedtoanadult]

Name changed for this thread. We had a rare afternoon to ourselves today. We ended up in bed. Not usual for us but my husband works nights and it was amazing. When I remade the bed I saw poo marks on his side of the bed on the sheets. Stank too. I asked him about it my dh said oh yeah must have been me I did wipe myself though. From what I can work out it must've been either last night or this afternoon. Anyway utterly grim and I was disgusted. Aibu to have thought it was disgusting and yuck

Same. I cannot get worked up about a bit of a skidder. An accidental bit of poo isn't the worst bodily fluid I've had to deal with 😆

Just be thankful you clearly aren’t into rimming 😳

Great it’s you again. Have you not given up with the poo stories yet

😲First time I've ever posted a poo story! And also the last! 🤔😮

@sh0rtbread deja-poo?

I have to deal with some bloody disgusting things as part of my job. One skid mark just can’t raise an eyebrow. You all must have office based jobs.

But would you be happy with it in your bed? I think that's a bit different to a work context.

I had an ex whose bum was always smeared with poo 'marmite' and one time there was a chunk sticking out. I think it might be related to issues with his health but when I explained it to my male bestie, he said sometimes as they get older, men 'leak' during sex due to the prostate.

I hope I don't encounter this again, though.

Are poo trolls marrying each other now? And having wedding lists at Dunelm to bag pink fluffy towels?

A pole in the arse would certainly cause considerable discomfort.

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I had sex with an ex and when I was on top could smell poo. After I went to the bathroom to check if it was me and nope, was him must have took a dump before I came.
Last time I saw him dirty Cunexttuesday

This is the second thread I’ve seen about shitty sheets this past fortnight. I’m wondering if it’s real? 😂 Not another man who can’t wipe his own arse properly, surely?

It's grim but sometimes theres unavoidable reasons for it.

Piles is one such reason, if they stop the poo coming out cleanly, if they stop the sphincter closing properly, if it causes them to bleed if you wipe too much/too hard... Things can 'leak' a bit, even if you've showered your bunghole and wiped clean with a wet wipe, within hours or in some cases a few minutes.

For some folk, being squeaky clean immediately around the anus at all times would involve constant wiping/jamming a wet wipe up there like a bottle brush. It's not usually enough to cause skid marks in pants but if you're getting athletic in bed, yep, that might do it.

I grew up living and working on a farm, I can deal with some right grot and grossness.

I still expect my husband to behave better and have better hygiene than the average fucking farmyard animal and not cut about all day with a shitty arse. But if that's what gets you going by all means crack on.

That’s a shitty old post 🤣

Presumably this is the only time this has ever happened? If so then it just sounds like an unfortunate accident. He clearly thought he'd wiped properly but somehow hadn't. For it to leave marks on the sheets, my guess is that while wiping, a little bit of shit got transferred to his buttock from the paper without his knowledge. It's not like he did this on purpose.

Incredibly fucking weird that you'd post on Mumsnet about a one-off embarrassing incident, unless you really enjoy talking about poo.

I think you need to look at the bigger picture here. Is it a one off and he is usually clean?

My husband did this recently, I found it hilarious and I took the piss out of him for 3 days about it. For mine, I know it was an accident, he is very clean, showers everyday including his arsecrack. He never has skiddy pants either so I couldn't get worked up about. It was on his side of the bed and as soon as I told him, he went and changed the sheets.

And this is why toilet paper is not sufficient.

Shit happens.