I has a seaside Viannese whirl earlier. It was huge. Imagine circumnavigating a regular sized family hedgehog in ball formation. It was that diameter. Thick too, like a dog's paw or a book that makes you look intelligent. Probably the equivalent of 2 six packs of Mr Kipling's whirls.
But was it a cake or biscuit? It tastes like shortbread which is an obvious biscuit and it knows it, but then again it yields so easily to the squash of the tongue. Or is it a totally different category of foodtypes like a fungus is to plants and cats?
I say biscuit! - YANBU
Not biscuit - YABU