Eating egg sandwiches on a crowded train should be a criminal offence!

[sprigatito]

FFS we're crammed like sardines into a hermetically sealed tube with no air flow, it's hotter than hell, there's a child WHISTLING while the parents smile indulgently - that's been going on for a good 20 minutes - the "trolley service of drinks and light refreshments" has run out of coffee, and now some rancid cunt has opened an egg sandwich and the whole place stinks like a festival toilet. I hate travelling in this country. Hate it.

A particularly inconsiderate colleague microwaved mackerel in the office kitchen microwave where I used to work. The kitchen was immediately next to the reception area, which reeked for hours. Said colleague got very upset when the poor receptionist who had to work in it complained about the smell.

I'm just here to find out how you accidentally made egg mayonnaise.

Egg sandwiches are fine. Anything like a kebab or with any spices in it, should result in the person being thrown under the train/bus...🥴

On an eight hour coach journey, you're damned right I'm eating my lunch on it at some point (cold, obviously).

Spicy foods or fried chicken are preferable to hen's farts 🤮

@LittleGreenDuck and @MysweetAudrina I was meant to make soft boiled eggs. I had my soldiers lined up, buttered with salt and pepper, ready, but hadn't realised I'd forgotten to turn the air fryer temperature down and hard boiled them instead. Not wanting to waste them, I made an impromptu egg mayo whilst waiting for some new eggs to cook at the correct temperature to dip the soldiers in.

With a pinch of curry powder in the mix.

I will only eat egg mayo sandwiches at home for this reason. Tasty though. Egg would be a good way to hide a smelly fart on a packed train. I imagine.

Omg I was following your line of logic until you said you were boiling eggs in an air fryer. I had no idea you could airfry a boiled egg.

Yea you just warm it up to 120°C (not 200 like I did by mistake) and then cook the eggs for 7-8 minutes for lovely dippy eggs.

@JudgeJ

I’m Asian and egg mayo sandwiches for me are an English food 😂 I can’t imagine adding curry powder in the mix!

I agree it's unpleasant but I'd rather put with that than have a toddler screaming the entire journey!

Places where it is a crime have such lovely, clean, non pungent trains though!

Since we are talking about smell

I'm at the muse concert

Two people in front of me keep dancing and head banging with arms up

They STINK

Eye watering stench.

I'm gutted tbh as it's really spoiling the concert and this was bucket list

Since you posted you were squeezed in like sardines - I did think sardine sandwiches would be worse 🫣🤣

Can’t bear egg sandwiches, don’t know how anyone can eat them. The smell is beyond awful!

Tuna is also rank. Can eat tuna (not on a train) but the smell is nasty. Can’t eat egg mayo! Don’t know how anyone can!

It's very good though, wasn't the buzz word 'fusion food' a few years back? Only talking about a tiny pinch, not a tablespoon!

Tayto Cheese and Onion crisps literally the breath of Beelzebub.

A few years ago a woman got on the train at Slough, sat next to me and proceeded to eat homemade egg, cheese and onion sandwiches. I'm sure she could have waited to eat them as the train terminated in Paddington. Evil cow.

We used to hold Departmental meetings in my classroom at lunchtime and I banned one of my young teachers from bringing her Pot Noodles into the meeting, awful smell! One parent complained to the Head that her precious didn't like the smell of coffee so I shouldn't have it in my room at lunchtime or before school.