AIBU or is this Father's Day card fucked up?!

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Why would you send a Father's Day card with "dad I'd like to fuck" on? I am actually amazed it's for sale. Some of them are bad enough like "Thanks dad for jizzing in mum" but this one is something else.

AIBU or am I just a Mumsnet pearl clutcher?! 😂

Maybe its for a mom to send to her children's dad.

Still weird ish.

I imagine it’s a ‘saucy’ one for mum to give to dad- not one you give out to a random father you see at the park

its supposed to be for the father of your children from you. Not from a child.

YANBU that it’s gross (inc the jizz one 🤢) but I think this is one from a partner. Potentially if you were pregnant giving a Father’s Day card to your other half?

I see why it might be inappropriate but my older teens have joked with DH about him being a DILF so it would be pretty funny in his case

I would presume it would be for a wife/partner to buy for the father of their child rather than for a child to give their father! My children are too little to understand father's day yet so we tend to 'make' one from them and then I buy one for my husband from me - I quite like this one lol

Did you genuinely think that was for a child to send to their dad? 😂

Grim

If it’s your partner it’s not really a “Dad I’d Like to Fuck”, but more “Dad I Have Fucked”/“Dad I Am Regularly Fucking”. So it’s a bit nonsensical.

It’s the favourite one though, so it does make sense to me. It’s ‘to my favourite sexy dad-type’.

I saw a card today that said 'Daddys Little Girl'
'Dad, when I grow up I want to marry a man just like you! (Someone I can twist around my little finger and rely on for money.'

I vocally recoiled at that one in the shop. Horrendous!

Yeah I don’t think that’s for someone to send to their own father - maybe for a woman married to a man who already has children to send to him?

Isn’t it just a joke? Like all jokes some will fine it funny and others won’t.

If you feel strongly you could always boycott shops that stock the card. Or you could just get back to living your life.

Pretty sure that's one for mum to send to dad, not from the kids 😀

Ok yes I did read it as it was from the child, never heard of a partner giving a card unless the child was too young. I guess people have lots of money to waste on these things!

I can assure you I haven't stopped living my life, I just came across it while searching for a card for my dad. I'm actually sunbathing in the garden and enjoying my life very much

Nah, thats weird, and I'm not pearl clutching type. I also don't get the sending valentines cards from kids either.
Older kids might find it either funny or a bit..eww. Why would a partner be sending fathers day cards....to their partner?

It's for a partner 🤣🤣🤣

its supposed to be for the father of your children from you

Why on earth would you get your partner a fathers day card that's not from their kid. That's fucking stupid and makes absolutely no sense.

I saw one the other day that I assumed was for a step-father….

The picture was a cartoon image of some saggy and hairy testicles and the text said, “I know I didn’t come from your sack, but I know you’ll always have my back.”

It was grim.

Why not? People like a card.

Grim and tacky, both the card and the example you gave in your first post.

I think I ld like to send that anonymously to my soon to be fuck buddy.

I hope you bought your dad a different card 😂x

Yes I did buy him a different card