This will sound like I'm drunk or on something but I'm not 😂
I was reading the thread about someone who got the ick when her 50+ boyfriend did a toe jabby run in the supermarket whilst going to get some milk they'd forgotten.
A toe jabby run is what kids (normally) do when they kind of run on tip-toes making a squeaking noise with their trainers as they go along.
The 50+ toe jabby runner did indeed make the squeaking noise.
Now the scene is set it was mentioned about t-rexing in Asda but it was thought the thread was deleted.
A couple of years ago this grave error was pointed out to Mumsnet and after hanging their heads in shame MNHQ re-instated the thread and put it in classics.
So if you want to know about t-rexing in Asda the link to the thread is below.
It's totally bonkers but funny.
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/mumsnet_classics/1498923-Shouting-at-me-in-the-supermarket