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How do we stop our neighbour getting rid of our home? Lighthearted tongue in cheek thread

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Birdneedhelptosavehome · 11/03/2023 12:47

A few of us have noticed a woman and a child and a dog beneath our tree.
www.mumsnet.com/talk/_chat/4760781-ideas-on-how-to-keep-birds-out-of-tree

We’d like to keep on good terms with our neighbours but unfortunately our natural behaviour is causing our neighbour so much grief that she has openly talked about sawing down our home. We were expecting to raise a family soon and the number of local other houses similar to this one just don’t exist. We try to keep ourselves to ourselves and help keep on top of the local bugs etc

any advice?

OP posts:
PonyPatter44 · 11/03/2023 12:47

Poo on her head.

theluckiest · 11/03/2023 12:49

Stop defecating on the astroturf...

PuttingDownRoots · 11/03/2023 12:50

Could you build yourselves a little toilet? Then squawk at her to empty it regularly?

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