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AIBU To be excited that for some family, somewhere…

51 replies

BathshebaKnickerStickers · 28/01/2023 12:08

Tonight is….

PATE NIGHT….!

Pate night thread

I had pate for breakfast…!

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Miniestelle · 28/01/2023 16:04

Me too! 😂 YANBU.

Ponderingwindow · 28/01/2023 16:07

Will there be generous lashings tonight or spartan smears?

WalterWitty · 28/01/2023 16:16

The family hopped from their beds joyous in the knowledge it was Saturday.

They were so thankful they had all survived another week on basic rations. Wednesday had been tough as they were forced to throw last weeks half pack away for it had succumbed to ‘the grey’.

Now just to sit in front of the clock in their finery and count down to 6pm, children shaking with excitement, parents sharing their first smiles all week.

In less than 2 hours the ceremonial baguette slicing will take place.

Aaahhh Paturday.

Bonjovispyjamas · 28/01/2023 17:06

😁

SpellitwithaY · 28/01/2023 17:15

Omg dying at "Paturday" 🤣😂🤣

Ponks · 28/01/2023 17:32

😂😂😂 at Paturday!

longtompot · 28/01/2023 17:32

I got some pate out of the freezer to have on my breakfast toast. I meant to do it last night but forgot. I will be having it spread on cold buttered toast, spread thickly so as to see teeth marks, and I will have some German mustard on top 🥰

stopringingme · 28/01/2023 17:38

You have just reminded me I have some Pate to finish tonight.

daisydoods · 28/01/2023 17:41

I wonder if that family can adopt me for the evening? 🤣

Miniestelle · 28/01/2023 17:44

Less than than 20mins until the centre piece is unveiled!!!

let the feast begin.

Freetodowhatiwant · 28/01/2023 17:48

All this pate talk is difficult for those of us that gave up meat. Any recommendations for a decent veggie pate that tastes just like chicken liver pâté gratefully received. I also reckon I could easily get through a whole pack myself in one sitting.

Seagully7 · 28/01/2023 17:49

After that thread, I went out today JUST to buy pâté and a French stick. Had it for lunch. And will be polishing off what’s left, later

DealOrNoelsDeal · 28/01/2023 17:49

Bahahahahha paturday. I am lolling.

ShimmeringShirts · 28/01/2023 17:52

eat it properly this time 🙄

DressingForRevenge · 28/01/2023 17:52

Not funny. Am home alone, it’s dark and I’m scared now.

Crumpetdisappointment · 28/01/2023 17:53

i love vegetarian pate, mushroom, or red papper flavour,
they used to come in little pots

Tinner01 · 28/01/2023 17:54

PMSL I love that thread 😂😂 happy paturday everyone!

Crumpetdisappointment · 28/01/2023 17:54

or sometimes in a tube

Miniestelle · 28/01/2023 17:56

Yes, wishing everyone a very happy and healthy Paturday 😀

midsomermurderess · 28/01/2023 17:57

At what time though does it turn scary?

RumNotRun · 28/01/2023 17:59

My Co-op had no pate in stock today ☹️ Which one of you took the last pack?

Bellalalala · 28/01/2023 17:59

After I saw that thread, I did my weekly shop and bought pate. I really fancied some. It’s been 2 days and it’s almost all gone.

Miniestelle · 28/01/2023 18:00

midsomermurderess · 28/01/2023 17:57

At what time though does it turn scary?

On the stroke of midnight. The Paturday ghouls come out to play.

Rachie1973 · 28/01/2023 18:01

Paturday. LOL today’s winner

dexterslockedintheshedagain · 28/01/2023 18:01

The scariest one is the muscles from Brussels (pâté)

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