To cut yule log longitudinally?

[Nimbostratus100]

Cut in half longitudinally, cut in half again longitudinally, so you now have 4 long pieces that each begin in one icing covered end, and stretch to the other icing covered end, then cut across the middle.

4 pieces, each with one quarter of an icing covered end and one eighth of the central cake

Surely that is the only way to do it? I was getting funny looks, and comments that yule log pieces are normally disc shape, but how can we each get a nice balance of cake and icing if you cut it all transverse?

OP would gut the fucker. Straight down the middle 😂

Top work though OP. I always like a novel approach so voted YANBU. Some Yule logs have iced ends so you save two people from death by icing. Also you remove the risk of it rolling off the plate, if you've had too many sherberts.

Although despite my admiration, I've a tree that needs chopping down in the garden. Forgive me if I don't invite you round to do the job 😂

Don’t you not get arguments about who gets the top bits versus the ever-so-slightly squashed bottom bits? Or is it only my family that can argue with their own reflection ?

No.
No no no no no no no.
No!

I'm full of cheese

Off-topic, but I always want to retch when someone says they’re full of cheese. 🤢 Not a nice image.

😂😂😂

I'm scared to ask how you eat a kitkat........

If that’s wrong, I don’t want to be right. Serve it up! 😄

sitting here enjoying my coffee flavoured porridge reading through all your contributions with interest.