To press a slice of hot toast to my face…

[AlansFungalFootPowder]

…and take comfort in its bready warmth?

So bloody cold today.

Bit random, but ok

Unbuttered I presume?

Okayyyyyy whatever floats your boat

Unbuttered. 10/10 would recommend.

Is it lovely bread?

I could get on board with lovely bread.

That Warburton Toastie stuff. Perfectly adequate. Might get a bakery loaf for this purpose on a special occasion.

Toast would be too scratchy, but a slab of white loaf and I'm in.

Just humming that song Toast by Streetband (it's on You tube).
Bluddy love toast.

I'm not up for a bread facial but I was wishing someone would shrink me down so I could swim in my mug of hot chocolate on the freezing cold dog walk this morning.

I thought this was going to be about an abusive partner and hot toast...delighted it's a thread about someone (a cold someone) being a wee weirdo 😂

I've pondered whether I can take my freshly homemade bread to bed to warm my feet. DH says it would be too sweaty.

Slightly off topic, but not. My daughter told me today that her electricity supplier has posted her a free electric under blanket.

Worth looking online to see if your electric supplier is giving away free electric blankets. Although nice toast does sound lovely too.

I thought this was going to be about an abusive partner and hot toast...delighted it's a thread about someone (a cold someone) being a wee weirdo 😂
@TinyBagEnergy😁

One for each side of your face like a sandwhich

This is getting weirder and weirder 😂😁😁cackles

You could toast a roll and make ear muffs.

Bready warmth is a winner

I am dying. You lot are so funny 😂

Put a few slices on top of your head like a hat. Not too hot mind.

Open up a freshly toasted pitta for a steam blast.

You know those big "giraffe bread" loaves from Sainsburys? Slippers.

Your Nan might like a naan.

A quick Google brings up a surprisingly large amount of novelty bread slippers

www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/uk/bread-slippers/

Scroll down to the bread loaf pillow

@ohyouknowwhatshername 😂👏