Ant, Dec, Holly, Phil & the weirdness of it all

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Ant & Dec reportedly not attending the Nta’s due to illness, talks of H & P leaving This morning & both of them (especially Phil) being in the papers daily…is something going on 🤷🏻‍♀️

Ant and Dec both tested positive for covid didn't they? What's weird about that?

Do you have any ideas OP? What could it possibly be?

@DisappointinglyFlatulent I don’t know, just so much emphasis on them at the moment 🤷🏻‍♀️

@FrankTheThunderbird Yes…maybe..

In the water, perhaps.

Ant and/or Dec have covid

Aren’t Holly and Phil just in the papers because of the whole Queen queue-jump controversy, and the tabloids decided to make them Public Enemy Number One? I don’t think there’s much more to it than that, really. Makes a change from Harry and Meghan being the tabloids’ favourite target.

I think they are doing dancing on ice soon

@TheCatsPyjamas1 I thought that, but wouldn’t/shouldn’t it have died down by now

OP why be cryptic? You are getting at something, but it’s impossible to guess what.

Probably all the rumours to do with the young boy Phill was seeing, before he dramatically came out as gay. Can't move for seeing it.

Eh? In what way are are those things related?
Ant and Dec have covid. Phil and Holly are the nation’s pantomime villains.
What are you getting at?

I can't understand why any of them get so much newspaper coverage, or why they are so ubiquitous in the first place. I did see the article about Ant & Dec in the dreaded DM and thought it read a little strange, like they wanted to say more but couldn't. But there is a lot of illness going round at the moment (not sure why it matters if it's covid or not, given there are no restrictions) so they could genuinely both be ill at the same time.

@catsonahottinroof I thought the articles read weird too! Just seemed odd, but yes could be nothing.

@PaisleyP I thought that, just with the odd Ant & Dec articles and nta’s etc, likely nothing but rumours online etc

@Byfleet I have no idea what, but keep reading bits online and wondering what they’re getting at 🙈hence the post

But what are the online rumours OP?

I just went searching for the DM article and it reads like an entirely normal article about them having covid and therefore being able to do the NTAs, to me.

That apparently they don’t have covid and P & H won’t be on TM for much longer
I dunno, prob just me, but seems weird that people say something’s brewing

But what is the link between ant and Dec (not) having covid and Phil and Holly not presenting This Morning? Are you always this cryptic?

Ant & Dec had a paint balling accident.

Honestly, I thought everyone knew that…

So are you suggesting that Ant and Dec are preparing to be the new presenters on This Morning?

It's just a distraction from the government completely fucking us over. Nothing more to it really.

but what are you so cryptically implying is brewing?

What's the link though?