To think naming your kid "smokey bacon" is fucking nuts?

[IroningThrone]

Poor kid! And they're going to call their third child "Crispi" bacon because that's gender neutral.

I don’t think it’s any more nuts that some of the names that celebrities give their children. I couldn’t get too worked up about it. It will be a shame if the children get teased about their names at school, but other than that, I don’t see what the problem is.

Truly, truly awful 😂

A youtuber has recently named her newborn baby girl "Malibu Barbie"
Going to be a tough time for her on the playground if she grows up to not be much of a looker 😂

It's worse if all of the children have bacon in their names.

In some countries it wouldn't be allowed are you sure its not just a nickname? My dd was called sausage

I prefer Pancetta myself, it's a bit more classy.

Source please.

link to full article in the sun. Kid's first name is Theodore.

How did these half wits fulfil their craving for attention before social media was invented?

So Bacon is their surname and the children have traditional first names but bacon-related middle names? Bit of a non-story really.

@ComtesseDeSpair - total non-story.

That’s a terrible tattoo the godfather has - looks like Smokey himself did it.

I have friends with surname Bacon - that's not unusual. I hope Smokey etc are nns and not registered names.

So his name is actually Theodore/Teddy. It's a stupid middle name, but plenty of people have ugly middle names or no middle names at all. He can just stop using it when he's older if he doesn't like it.

I assume it’s their surname

Just going to call Whisky, Gin & Newkie Brown for their lunch.. ;-)

What's wrong with Kevin?

The Sun run stories like this on purpose because they know it’s easy to provoke outrage clicks.

So the kid isn't really called Smokey Bacon.🙄

Nah!

That's just silly.😁

Yes - smoky bacon is far too common. 'Artisan cheddar and hand-picked onion' would have a bit more class.

Absolutely. A simple 'Kevin' would have sufficed... 😉

Ah, someone got there before me... I should have read the whole thread first.

You really don't see what the problem is? 🤣

Sauce please

Red or brown?