To think naming your kid "smokey bacon" is fucking nuts?

[IroningThrone]

Poor kid! And they're going to call their third child "Crispi" bacon because that's gender neutral.

For a middle name, which this is, it’s fun! While Maple is a good selection, I would suggest Hickory or Apple as more classic choices in lieu of Crispi.

My childs named after a food so I had to vote YABU. In all honesty if I was naming him now I would have picked something else 🤣 he grew in to it though