To let you know the Cadbury Mystery chocolate bar flavours?

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Mystery Bar 1 is washing up liquid. Mystery Bar 2 is cucumber and banana. Definitely.

😂😂

For FUCK sakes, I legitimately thought you knew for a minute there 😂 number 1 is obviously raspberry ruffle flavour anyway.

Number two is vile. But I can't stop tasting it saying ugh its vile what is it. Ugh its bile, but what is it.

Now I know. Relief!

I saw these in a petrol station the other day and was intrigued. But I didn't buy some as I just knew they were going to be earwax and tripe, or somesuch.

Bet there’s some variation on marzipan, banana and/or coconut. All of which belong in land fill. On Jupiter. In a lead box.

My theory is that Cadbury had a f*cked up batch and rather than chuck it out, they thought "I know, lets label it as a MYSTERY BAR and the eejits will all buy it".

The one I tasted was definitely Calpol flavour 🤮

Both reminded us of 80s/90s kids antibiotics! Gross. Pushed I would call bar 1 'tutti frutti' and bar 2 caramel and chemical banana

I thought 2 smelled and tasted of raspberry, and DP agreed. Took a while to find 1, but I thought strawberry and DP thought salted caramel, so that has hornswoggled me!

Well @Lavenderbythefrontdoor to be fair - we did!

Iv been looking at these but haven’t bought them incase I don’t like them.

I hate binning chocolate

Bar 1 is Apple and banana
Bar 2 is Parma violets

I have bought them both, a sucker for a marketing gimmick 🤣 we will have a tasting summit, DH, I, DS1 + GF and DS2 on Saturday night! Will report back.

I think Bar 1 is rhubarb, DH thinks it is based on fruit salad sweets. Haven’t tried 2 yet.

I liked bar 1...reminded me of the green triangle?

Number 2 tasted like strawberry creme but why bother making something so common?

We had bar 1. Both me and DD couldn't taste anything other than chocolate. Husband said it was cakey and coconutty like Manchester tart. Either way if I knew the flavour I wouldn't rush out to buy it

1. Nuts and honey
2. rose or violet, like Turkish delight or something.

I may have got them the wrong way round lol but that's my guesses

They are raspberry candyfloss and banana and passion fruit

Number 1 is vile

I've had number 1 and thought strawberry cheesecake.

They're both so gross.

I feel like a shit load of money was spent on development. They realised no one will like them, so they started this mystery bollocks to rack up sales.

1. Raspberry Ripple
2. blueberry muffin (artificial blueberry though)

Both VILE. 😣

I totally agree.
All of those flavours should come with a taste warning! and a sick bag

Actually...can we add Turkish Delight to the lead box too? 🤞

Bar 2 is 100% calpol flavour