Every Mumsnet thread is ….

[CaptainPotStirrer]

Why is every MumsNet thread like:

OP: "I like the colour yellow and don't like the colour green, any thoughts?"

Ms Too Important: “What does it matter!? Seriously get a life”

Ms Offended Mum: “As a parent of a kid who loves green, I find this post extremely offensive and dismissive towards my child’s favourite colour.”

Ms Repressed Anger: “OMG OP CANNOT BELIEVE YOU ARE GETTING WOUND UP ABOUT THIIS!!!!!!! …. TWAT.”

Ms Philosopher: “The question is OP, why do you like yellow and would you be open to like other colours? What defines colour anyway?”

Ms Eternal Victim: “Well, I like green and you are not better than us because you like yellow”

Ms Didn't Read The Post But Replies Anyway: “You don’t have to like yellow OP”

Ms Irrelevant: “Aldi sells pink shoes and I think they are lovely”

Right, hit me, which Ms you going to be today?

I bet that sounded so much better in your head earlier

If you avoid the AIBU and Chat boards, you won't see threads like that.

We’re all different!

I can be any one of the types you are describing depending on the thread and the post I am replying to.

Why are so many threads referring to MumsNet rather than Mumsnet at the moment?

although I did enjoy the reference to Aldi which somehow has to be shoehorned in to every thread

I was going to be Ms Bitchy but @SavoirFlair got there first

😂apt name, @CaptainPotStirrer !

You forgot the recent addition of I can’t afford yellow x. You’re so done deaf.

You forgot the one, who asks have you posted the same question

And the one, where some can do x but because others cannot do x, then no one should talk about x activity until all can take.p

Ms Indifferent who can't get excited about this one 🤣

The Russian bots haven't quite grasped the spelling of the name?

Also the one who reads the op, but then reads between the lines, to construct a new narrative and answers

Ms Didn't Read The Post But Replies Anyway: “You don’t have to like yellow OP”

So many of these recently, it's infuriating 😣

I'm Ms Uses Too Many Emojis 😜😝🤪

You forgot Mr SpeakingAsAMan : "I'm colourblind , you women never think about people who can't see green, let's talk about me and my problem now not your silly womens thread"

Ok, I’ll be Ms(?) Feminist - Why are all of your questions directed as Ms? Hmmm? Why not Mr?

Because autocorrect on some systems camelCases MumsNet ?

Why are so many user names nowadays not camelCased, which makes them harder to read?

Just because people identify as yellow-likers doesn't make them yellow-likers. We need safe spaces for people who like yellow. TWAXTEB!

I have no idea what the acronyms mean.

The OP also forgot a contribution from Dr Scientist (perhaps offering a hypothesis re relative numbers of red and green cone cells?)

Yellow likers can identify as green likers but they can't change colour.

@ErrolTheDragon

because my Camels have all gone on holiday!!!

TakingTheirCasesWithThem?

OP is this a reverse?

Personally, I find the threads quite diverse. Even on the ones where the posters' husbands have just come back from the shops having bought up all the yellow label meat that may have been marked down in error, they're at least considerate enough to vary the type of meat.

There are people in this world who don't even know what yellow is! First world problems much? Your so entitled (sic) <shrug emoji> HTH.

OP have you namechanged for this? There was a very similar post about colours in 2015.