Every Mumsnet thread is ….

[CaptainPotStirrer]

Why is every MumsNet thread like:

OP: "I like the colour yellow and don't like the colour green, any thoughts?"

Ms Too Important: “What does it matter!? Seriously get a life”

Ms Offended Mum: “As a parent of a kid who loves green, I find this post extremely offensive and dismissive towards my child’s favourite colour.”

Ms Repressed Anger: “OMG OP CANNOT BELIEVE YOU ARE GETTING WOUND UP ABOUT THIIS!!!!!!! …. TWAT.”

Ms Philosopher: “The question is OP, why do you like yellow and would you be open to like other colours? What defines colour anyway?”

Ms Eternal Victim: “Well, I like green and you are not better than us because you like yellow”

Ms Didn't Read The Post But Replies Anyway: “You don’t have to like yellow OP”

Ms Irrelevant: “Aldi sells pink shoes and I think they are lovely”

Right, hit me, which Ms you going to be today?

And at least yellow knows what a woman is. Let me bring this round to something JK Rowling said on Twitter once about the colour green.

Has anyone told you to get a grip yet? That's a classic.

are you on glue?

First world problem, OP.

Is that you Sharon?

😄

😂😂😂

It’s all about you isn’t it OP?

This is just typical of the “me” generation. Children are just spoiled by choices. Someone will be suggesting purple next!

CFs.

You're forgetting Ms LTB

This is so offensive. I had a yellow once. I know your yellow tried to steal one of your lungs, but I’d give anything just to sit in silence with my yellow for 23 seconds.

I’m nominating this for Classics. How about that?

Which is posher: yellow or green?

I think green is generally more U.

Both are very middle class.

I’m amazed that you accept you are picking yellow over green without managing to make it the fault of your MIL / your DP’s ex / Brexit or the Tory party.

@Carrotmum ffs it's got nothing to do with Brexit.

It's Boris' fault.

Is this a reverse?

I wouldn't mind the capital's, it's when my word corrector completely change s the words that's the pickle

Give your head a wobble OP.

You sound very young, OP. Are you?

I think you should just LTB xxx