AIBU to ask for help in finding this item of clothing?

[SickOfFuckingScrollingForShirts]

I am sick of scrolling through THINGS THAT ARE NOT RIGHT. Please help me MNers.

I am looking for a shirt (long nightshirt style, not for tucking into skirts style if that makes sense). It has to be able to be delivered by Wednesday and I want it to have

Long sleeves that I can roll up
Stiff collar and button fastenings
Sheer/semi opaque fabric
White or cream
Below hip length with that kind of look where it is longer at the front and back and higher at the sides (rounded hem? Dipped hem?)

I am having a mid week break with DH for the first time in yonks and we are going to have lots of sex

I hate scratchy lacy type stuff and so does DH. I don't like or suit overtly "sexy" kind of babydoll or see through stuff and DH just likes that style of women in shirts with rolled up sleeves and bed hair thank fuck I have lots of mens/stripy/cotton type shirts/nightshirts but want something a bit more special for a stay in a hotel involving lots of sex so thought a shirt which is sheer, sort of see through fabric would be nice.

It has to arrive by Wednesday, don't mind paying for express postage and budget as low as possible but would go up to £50 as I want lots of sex quality.

Over to you, wonderful MNers!

(Please note I want shopping recommendations, not Brian from Hull perving over the thought of half naked women thank you. Also any posts starting with "speaking as a man..." can fuck right off.)

"Stiff" collar isn't right, I mean a collar not collarless if that makes sense.

Something like this?

www.neverfullydressed.co.uk/products/white-gabbie-shirt?variant=39596551733325&currency=GBP&utm_medium=product_sync&utm_source=google&utm_content=sag_organic&utm_campaign=sag_organic&glCountry=GB&utm_campaign=gs-2019-04-09&utm_source=google&utm_medium=smart_campaign&gclid=CjwKCAjw2f-VBhAsEiwAO4lNeNb3t2UfWezGuqrjhKUU2DpmS_p58bdq0g2mBMeaxmHwyuhY9UyLrBoCerQQAvD_BwE

or this

www.boohoo.com/oversized-dipped-hem-shirt-dress/FZZ52548-173-22.html?istCompanyId=4bd63293-f970-4d25-8695-422e3c08a364&istFeedId=4213e776-38e9-4fed-89b9-aadfd4011112&istItemId=iqptmpxqq&istBid=t

Mint Velvet has a white oversized longline tunic shirt. Over budget at £69 (ouch) but it looks good enough get you loads of sex...

www.prettylittlething.com/white-poplin-split-side-detail-shirt-dress.html?refresh=1656772665523

Wait, no - it's collarless...

This is your sex shirt, OP www.mintvelvet.co.uk/products/white-longline-cotton-shirt?variant=41800925675679&gclid=CjwKCAjw2f-VBhAsEiwAO4lNeLqTEU8s4-V9UPpwwjibh_gA2SLSeoOPWrDKks7-8chbP_WFCkgdsxoC8wsQAvD_BwE

googles sexy shirt

Thank you @Sexnotgender. That is much the kind of thing I want but I would like it to be more see through and have that rounded hem thing. (What is that called?) It's also a little pricy for me.

I also can't possibly wear anything with a tag line as jinxing as "Can be worn during pregnancy"

And in the sale at £49!

ETAOLINE Women's Sexy Sheer Sleepshirt Pajamas Long Sleeve Mesh Blouse Lingerie amzn.eu/d/agGy0kc

www.newlook.com/uk/womens/womens-clothing/tops/off-white-pleated-back-long-dip-hem-shirt/p/836837212?srsltid=AQP2TeMRb4MC2qOjP_v8b0-SQtChwamV_xxZfrvbWf4N2nnDanKz3HxB-so

Why the fuck did I not think to use "Sex shirt" as a term, or indeed a name change? Love it.

These are all nice shirts but not see through enough to be my Sex Shirt.

Expensive makes me nervous as I know I'll spill something on it or rip it. And by that I mean spill a cup of tea or sit on the hem and tear it, not sex related

Could it be as simple as Matalan?

www.matalan.co.uk/product/detail/s2879217_c359/white-longline-beach-shirt-white?gclid=CjwKCAjw2f-VBhAsEiwAO4lNeJpmFdmcvheaQV5quz4dezo07gKU_0LalNlwf1b70k3pGc8-4zUEMhoCtT8QAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds

amzn.eu/d/heErpqw

Perhaps search for beach cover ups as they are often sheer shirts

God I feel a bit of a Brian Yoni pervert zooming in to see how see through the shirts are

www.marksandspencer.com/pure-cotton-longline-beach-cover-up-shirt/p/clp60534477

Collarless though

Oooh @WithRosesAroundTheDoor and @lawandgin clearly you have done this before to have the same one

There are a couple on Amazon if you search for sheer shirt

You could buy a couple of the Matalan ones. THEY

Oooh this is a good one. I wonder if you can roll the sleeves down and roll them up just under/above the elbow? Not that I'm overthinking this

In fairness I'm very fussy about where DH rolls his sleeves to as I think above the elbows looks sexier (you can see more tattoos too which is always A Good Thing)

Thank you all very much btw for helping, I appreciate it!

I couldn't possibly comment. 😉

I actually think that Matalan one is the closest! And such a good price too (I usually hate polyester but a see through fabric is hard to find). I could get one for back up too at that price