AIBU to ask for help in finding this item of clothing?

[SickOfFuckingScrollingForShirts]

I am sick of scrolling through THINGS THAT ARE NOT RIGHT. Please help me MNers.

I am looking for a shirt (long nightshirt style, not for tucking into skirts style if that makes sense). It has to be able to be delivered by Wednesday and I want it to have

Long sleeves that I can roll up
Stiff collar and button fastenings
Sheer/semi opaque fabric
White or cream
Below hip length with that kind of look where it is longer at the front and back and higher at the sides (rounded hem? Dipped hem?)

I am having a mid week break with DH for the first time in yonks and we are going to have lots of sex

I hate scratchy lacy type stuff and so does DH. I don't like or suit overtly "sexy" kind of babydoll or see through stuff and DH just likes that style of women in shirts with rolled up sleeves and bed hair thank fuck I have lots of mens/stripy/cotton type shirts/nightshirts but want something a bit more special for a stay in a hotel involving lots of sex so thought a shirt which is sheer, sort of see through fabric would be nice.

It has to arrive by Wednesday, don't mind paying for express postage and budget as low as possible but would go up to £50 as I want lots of sex quality.

Over to you, wonderful MNers!

(Please note I want shopping recommendations, not Brian from Hull perving over the thought of half naked women thank you. Also any posts starting with "speaking as a man..." can fuck right off.)

Where is that from....dont judge me but that is very much the kind if things that gets my dp going (not at the beach tho)

I don't want to be ungrateful but I think that as a Sex Shirt would put me off sex forever

No, true, it does lack that Jilly Cooper waves of Diorissimo tousled bed hair effect… a tad too starched 😁

Please buy the Etsy one too. It’ll be worth it.

@HangOnToYourself it was from ASOS! Not judging your DH at all as a cautionary tale, I had a friend who went to her midwife at 39 weeks in a massive panic as she was terrified about a strange rash on the back of her legs in a heatwave, turned out to be the pattern of her rattan garden chair seat. So be mindful if you sit down in it

Ahh thank you I always think it's quite sweet, a frilly lacy thing would leave him cold but waking up in an old shirt, bed hair and big creases in my face from the pillow makes him happy. I'm very lucky

(He also wears a particular T shirt that has a soft marl type texture and the sleeves finish just on the right bit of his arms so I'll make sure he packs that too )

Also thank you for other recommendations, Cos is like Toast for me, it all seems so voluminous and so much fabric, I look like get I'm getting ready for the sack race on Sports Day. It's a shame as I would love to be the type of women who can wear things like that and waft around looking stylish!

I also spend my life being irritated that all shoulder seams look like dropped shoulders on me! I'm just too small for a lot of styles, atm I am wearing H & M pyjama bottoms in age 14-15 (I'm actually in my 40s ) and one of DD's "cropped" T shirts which is well below my midriff

If anyone has the same problem, ASOS do lots of petite brands as well as sexy mesh beach dresses

Also (so sorry for spamming thread, I've just seen all the replies after waking up) @HangOnToYourself ASOS have an extra 30% with the code EXTRA30 if you (or anyone else!) wants to buy the mesh dress or any other Sex Shirt!

You don't know how long it takes my DH to unbutton something 🤣

Mine too. I've had to read it to DH.

Am I the only one who has decided that a Sex Shirt is what’s missing from their life, and this must now be rectified as soon as possible?

‘Sorry but it really creeps me out choosing other people’s sex clothes’

Unbeknownst to me I already own a version of the perfect sex shirt. It’s from H&M (it is actually a maternity one but I didn’t notice that until I’d worn it a few times)

This is hilarious!!!!

I'm more impressed that she was able to see this rash on the back of her legs at 39 weeks pregnant!!!

😆

Apologies, I forgot to say it wasn't compulsory but thanks for posting to tell me that.

Also, Sex Shirt sounds better than Sex Clothes.

I've just realised how that sounds, I actually meant his big hands and tiny buttons makes it somewhat fumbly and time consuming, instead he sounds like some sex god who Knows How To Undress A Woman. To be fair, he is very very good at undressing me if it involves a zip

I am glad I have raised awareness of the need for a Sex Shirt in womens' lives, I highly recommend them. Sorry though, the word maternity should never be in a sentence with Sex Shirt as that is a terrifying thought - not that you can't be sexy when pregnant (she says hastily) it's just that I definitely don't want to have to wear a maternity shirt ever again!

@LookItsMeAgain it was actually her DP that pointed out the rash in a panicky way and then they both panicked. They had about eight degrees and PHDs between them too

@SickOfFuckingScrollingForShirts ive just seen a sex shirt on lovehoney and thought of you! Check it out…

www.lovehoney.co.uk/p/dreamgirl-sheer-boyfriend-shirt-and-lace-bra-set/a37470g69303.html

Surely the basis of that look is that the woman with the sexy bed hair is wearing the shirt of the man she has recently been having lots of sex with?

Mumsnet at its finest. Love it 👍🏻

OP I have this - it’s more sheer than in the photo (wait for a 30percent discount on the white collection, they come around quite often)
www.elizabethhurley.com/products/resortwear/beach-shirt/white/66-937-75

It's a Friends quote - hence the quotation marks. I'm sure they loved picking your sex shirt 😂

This thread is brilliant. Now I want a sex shirt and I'm single 😂 I'm also currently numb in the saddle area so would be pointless