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I'm I crazy or is Roy Keane hot?

78 replies

sallysgarden · 13/06/2022 18:55

I never noticed this guy before but oh my days he's so bloody sexy! He's gorgeous all the way from the early 90's up till now. Kept seeing him on sky sports over the past few months and now I can't stop day dreaming about him!

I'm I crazy or is Roy Keane hot?
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flapjackfairy · 13/06/2022 18:56

Yes you are crazy !

sallysgarden · 13/06/2022 18:57

@flapjackfairy Well at least I can have him all to myself😂!

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everylittlehelp5 · 13/06/2022 18:58

You're not BU. He is HOT

balalake · 13/06/2022 18:58

Thug who assaulted Alf Inge-Haarland on a football field and should have faced criminal charges for what he did.

thebabessavedme · 13/06/2022 18:59

I have met him Grin very very good looking, charismatic, however, [sigh] very hard work!

SirSamVimesCityWatch · 13/06/2022 18:59

You are most definitely not crazy.

He was mega hot in the 90s, playing for Man Utd.

I suggest watching Ted Lasso, OP. The character of Roy Kent is based on Keane, and he definitely has that sexy, brooding anger vibe.

sallysgarden · 13/06/2022 19:01

@SirSamVimesCityWatch God he was lovely then, would love a night with him back then, hot and sweaty straight off the pitch!

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TheVanguardSix · 13/06/2022 19:02

Yeesh. You might want him tending Sally's garden, OP. But I'd be laying lethal traps and rat poison in mine. 😁If he floats your boat, he floats your boat. And that's all that matters.

sallysgarden · 13/06/2022 19:02

@thebabessavedme Oooh do tell all! Yeah he gets very mixed reviews seems quite charming but prone to mood swings.

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sallysgarden · 13/06/2022 19:04

@TheVanguardSix He could be my "lady chatterley lover", I'll tell him to give your shrubbery a miss though!

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sallysgarden · 13/06/2022 19:05

@balalake I'm not here to defend him, only to perv on him.

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bellinisurge · 13/06/2022 19:06

He's not entirely unpleasant to look at.

balalake · 13/06/2022 19:12

@sallysgarden did you fancy the Krays?

TheVanguardSix · 13/06/2022 19:12

sallysgarden · 13/06/2022 19:04

@TheVanguardSix He could be my "lady chatterley lover", I'll tell him to give your shrubbery a miss though!

😂Chapeau, OP! I'll tell you what, he'd run away crying if he saw my shrubbery. I'm more like the failed Marble Arch Mound (have you seen the expectation vs. reality photos?). The rats would probably like me. 😑

EarringsandLipstick · 13/06/2022 19:14

Well, I'm Irish & he's iconic status here!

You will either love him or loathe him after his* decision to leave the Irish squad in the 1992 World Cup - we are still not over it!

* For fellow Irish posters, I include the qualifier of 'his decision' or Mick McCarthy's. Again answer depends on which side you're on

I can see his charm ... kind of. But in his heyday he was the grumpiest fucker going, he has mellowed, slightly. I admire him for his skill & work ethic but nope, otherwise

sallysgarden · 13/06/2022 19:16

@TheVanguardSix 😆Oh dear, perhaps you do need a visit from my gardener then! But then sometimes its nice to let nature reclaim some space, a bit of rewilding!

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nettytree · 13/06/2022 19:16

Forest player. They are all sexy.

Leeds2 · 13/06/2022 19:18

balalake · 13/06/2022 18:58

Thug who assaulted Alf Inge-Haarland on a football field and should have faced criminal charges for what he did.

Absolutely!

DariaMorgendorffer · 13/06/2022 19:19

YANBU he is hot

AbsolutelyLoveIy · 13/06/2022 19:20

I knew his cousin.
He was a tit.

sallysgarden · 13/06/2022 19:21

@EarringsandLipstick his qualifier, is that when he told McCarthy to "stick it up your bllcks, you redacted-"? I'm scottish so that gave me a chuckle, almost poetic.

I've never met him and will likely never meet him, wonder how he is at home with his family, as he's been married to the same woman for 30 years I think! She must be a saint if he's that bad. Never heard any dodgy stories about him cheating, getting pissed yes but seems to be a one woman guy.

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sallysgarden · 13/06/2022 19:22

@AbsolutelyLoveIy Keane or his cousin was a tit?

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EarringsandLipstick · 13/06/2022 19:28

@sallysgarden

😂😂

Genuinely, as grumpy & unsociable as he is, I think he's a decent guy & a proper family man. Never a hint of scandal, and has remained true to his Cork roots too.

I'm a fence-sitter re Saipan. He wasn't wrong & the training camp was a joke. But if he'd calmed down & waited, the facilities for the actual championship were excellent.

oohyoudevilyou · 13/06/2022 19:30

He's very Irish-looking. Not necessarily a bad thing, but he resembles most of the males in my family...so it's a No from me.

ThirtyThreeTrees · 13/06/2022 19:31

I think he is hot as hell. He might be arrogant but it's not arrogance if you can back it up.

He does a lot of work with guide dogs. He looks even more attractive when you see him interacting with a labrador or golden retriever.