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I'm I crazy or is Roy Keane hot?

78 replies

sallysgarden · 13/06/2022 18:55

I never noticed this guy before but oh my days he's so bloody sexy! He's gorgeous all the way from the early 90's up till now. Kept seeing him on sky sports over the past few months and now I can't stop day dreaming about him!

I'm I crazy or is Roy Keane hot?
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ThirtyThreeTrees · 13/06/2022 19:31

It's more sex appeal than good looking.

danni0509 · 13/06/2022 19:48

thebabessavedme · 13/06/2022 18:59

I have met him Grin very very good looking, charismatic, however, [sigh] very hard work!

I have met him too and he’s an absolute knob!

Butchyrestingface · 13/06/2022 19:51

Not as hot as Graham Hoddle one very drunk night during World Cup 98 when I was 19. 😳

Butchyrestingface · 13/06/2022 19:51

GLEN Hoddle, can't even get his name right!

Mistystar99 · 13/06/2022 19:52

He wanks his dogs.
Check Google.

Stevienickssnickers · 13/06/2022 19:54

He's hot - the beard, the absolute disdain for his colleagues, yes please.

I reckon he'd be a lazy shag though, you'd have to do all the work and he'd leave straight after.

ChairPose9to5 · 13/06/2022 19:55

Yeh he is good looking, i thought nobody else noticed! Infamously grouchy though. Im irish too but not in to football at all. Or GAA or rugby. Or tennis. Or golf.

Also while we're on the subject, josé mourinho, very attractive.

ilovesooty · 13/06/2022 20:01

balalake · 13/06/2022 18:58

Thug who assaulted Alf Inge-Haarland on a football field and should have faced criminal charges for what he did.

Too right.

EveryFlightBeginsWithAFall · 13/06/2022 20:02

I'd never noticed before but yeah, I see what you mean!

Overdon · 13/06/2022 20:03

I prefer him without the beard, but yeah I get it,

Dreamqueen · 13/06/2022 20:04

extremely hot in fact hot hot hot,

TheVanguardSix · 13/06/2022 20:05

sallysgarden · 13/06/2022 19:16

@TheVanguardSix 😆Oh dear, perhaps you do need a visit from my gardener then! But then sometimes its nice to let nature reclaim some space, a bit of rewilding!

Oh... it's all rather tragically beyond help. It's like nuclear winter down there. No hope! 😆But thank you for the kind offer of your gardener (who has probably seen it all but he too would run screaming for the hills!).

GiveMyHeadPeaceffs · 13/06/2022 20:06

Mistystar99 · 13/06/2022 19:52

He wanks his dogs.
Check Google.

😂

MrsMitford3 · 13/06/2022 20:25

Absolutely bonkers.

Ick

HikingforScenery · 13/06/2022 20:26

You’re absolutely cray cray

sallysgarden · 13/06/2022 20:41

@EarringsandLipstick I listened to a podcast where it they said in the end he wanted to stay but they'd already asked for another player to come over so he had to go. Really sad more than anything, he really does have that flawed hero vibe.

I hope his wife isn't a mumsnetter so she doesn't see this!

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sallysgarden · 13/06/2022 20:44

@oohyoudevilyou I think without the beard he's beginning to rock a slightly Terry Wogan vibe so I see what you mean, he is very irish looking. Speaking of Terry Wogan, remember this ....

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sallysgarden · 13/06/2022 20:47

@ThirtyThreeTrees I think he's both handsome and sexy look at him as a fine young lad here, that curly hair!

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sallysgarden · 13/06/2022 20:48

@danni0509 Aww what did he do?

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ChompChamp · 13/06/2022 20:48

balalake · 13/06/2022 18:58

Thug who assaulted Alf Inge-Haarland on a football field and should have faced criminal charges for what he did.

Agreed. Total PoS.

TheYearOfSmallThings · 13/06/2022 20:48

He's hot. Always has been.

Grumpy but hot.

sallysgarden · 13/06/2022 20:52

@ChairPose9to5 Yeah I said to my friend about him and she looked at me in horror but I sort of get that as lots of photos from his playing days he looks like a mean orc with that skinhead looking angry on the pitch. He really has a lovely face though and those eyes, just wow!

I can see Jose is attractive but not for me, another Irish man Denis Irwin, he's very cute as well, he's not quite got Roys sex appeal but a very attractive man.

I'm not Irish but my mum is from cork so maybe its in the blood!

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sallysgarden · 13/06/2022 20:54

@Mistystar99 😂He does not wank his dogs! Most of them are female dogs afaik.

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sallysgarden · 13/06/2022 20:55

@TheVanguardSix sounds like we might need to get those chernobyl guys in!

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sallysgarden · 13/06/2022 20:56

@EveryFlightBeginsWithAFall Yeah you don't see it then suddenly you do, I must have seen him loads of times but it just never clicked before.

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