have done the whole 'slowly savour a single square of excellent dark chocolate' for years. Bollocks. What I really love is super-sweet crap milk chocolate, the cheaper the better. Latest find: my supermarket is marketing bags of mini knockoffs of famous brands - cheap snickers, mars, bounties, milky ways etc. Absolute fucking bliss. Admit: you do too.
AIBU: only single-estate fair-trade dark chocolate is worth the candle
AINBU: bring all the sweet crap here, baby